Table of Contents
Dedication 1
Foreword Rikki Simons 3
Introduction: Enter the Nickelodeous 9
A Word About Screenplays 16
A Little History 23
Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy 29
Script: Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy 43
The Zim Offices 61
The Notemare Begins 66
And A Note on Psychology 79
Hamstergeddon 82
Script: Hamstergeddon 88
The Daily Job of Writing Stuff 104
Stories What Never Was: Pants! 112
Lunch, Dammit! 117
Gir Goes Crazy and Stuff 120
Script: Gir Goes Crazy and Stuff 127
Stories What Never Was: Zim Choabs Foo! 142
Deelishus Weenie! 145
Zim Eats Waffles 147
Script: Zim Eats Waffles 164
The German Calypso Song 179
Stories What Never Was: Plastimart Rising 181
Mortos Der Soulstealer 184
Script: Mortos Der Soulstealer 189
Stories What Never Was: Squishy: Hugger of Worlds 203
Rikki Simons: The Squishy Interview 210
The Cancelling 220
The Comics! 227
Pants! 232
Script: Pants! 236
Will He Ever Zim Again? 259
Fans Q&A 264
About the Author 272