Table of Contents
Fall
1 You Want Me to Do What? 3
2 Emboldened by the Recession: A Camgirl Emerges 7
3 Paul the Pee Peeper 13
4 From Julie James to Julie Jones 19
5 Baby Man 23
6 First Night at the Strip Club 25
7 Who's More Addicted? 29
Winter
8 Advice from My Favorite Guys 35
9 Incest Stories 37
10 Freaky Fetish 39
11 A Camgirl's Guide to Passive Income 41
12 Thinking Outside the Cam 45
13 The Escort Interview 49
14 Escort Training 53
15 The On-Call Call Girl 57
16 Day 2 on Call for Mile High Escorts 61
17 So Much for No Bodily Fluids 63
18 From On-Line to In-Person 67
19 The Beginning and End of the Fully Nude Option 73
20 My Summer Vacation 77
21 Leasing a Studio 81
22 Walking the Fine Line of Being a Dominatrix 85
23 Ms. Bossypants and Me 89
24 "What You Really Want Is an Escort" 93
25 Avoiding the Inquisition 97
26 I Got a Bad Review 101
Spring
27 They Always Come Back 107
28 When the Client Is Smoking Hot 111
29 I Want My Cake 115
30 A Sure Thing 117
31 His Soulmate 123
32 When I Bumped into Someone from the "No" List 125
33 Why I Didn't Do Outcall 129
34 The Summer Doldrums 131
35 Out at Sea 133
36 Ms. Nosypants 137
37 The Foot Job 139
38 The Butt Kisser 141
39 Asian Massage Parlors 145
40 A Sugar Daddy Offer 149
Summer
41 I Changed My Identity 155
42 I Rented Another Studio 161
43 No Need to Try Too Hard 163
44 Going Blonde 165
45 It's Always Their First 171
46 Thanks for the Controversy 173
47 Mile High Escorts' Trail of Tears 177
48 What Are My Chances of Getting Arrested? 179
49 Faking It 183
50 Taking it Abroad 187
51 When You Think He Might Be Falling for You 189
52 Someone Killed an Escort 191
53 Erotic Massage 101: Switching 193
54 Ms. Marketing Pants 195
55 A Happy Accident 199
56 Texting Don'ts 203
57 Who to Take to the Prom 205
58 Too Close to the Heat 207
59 When Sugar Daddy Gets Too Sticky 211
60 The Meat-Packing Escort: Pay It Forward 215
61 Is a Happy-Ending Massage Cheating? 219
62 On My Knees 225
Fall
63 Boy Friday's Take 229
64 Fall Back 231
65 Pavlov's Penis 233
66 The New Girl in Town 237
67 Prom Dilemma Solved 239
68 The End of Sugar Daddy 243
69 Cock Therapy 245
70 The World's Worst Guessing Game 247
71 I Corrupted a Saudi 251
72 A Price Even the Secret Service Wouldn't Haggle With 253
Winter
73 My Not-So-Happy Ending 259
