Gene J. Miller, a first-time author, presents his short story collection, WARNING: Short Stories for Middle School Boys Only, Because Girls Have Cooties! Originally penned as bedtime stories for his grandsons, Miller's tales reflect his love for nature, sports, and family. A retired educator with 44 years of service, Miller's career spanned from teaching English and History to serving as a school principal. A proud father and grandfather, Miller resides in South Jersey Pine Barrens with his wife, Maria. His passions include Phillies' baseball, Eagles' football, and enduring the trials of Jets fandom. Miller's stories are inspired by his own adolescent adventures along the Delaware River.