The F Word: How to Survive Your Family

The F Word: How to Survive Your Family

The F Word: How to Survive Your Family

The F Word: How to Survive Your Family

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Overview

Take it from a man whose family background includes brawls, visits from "aliens," star-billing on FBI wanted posters, and, oh yes, an altercation with the Swedish Mafia -- families can be brutal! But because we all have one, Louie Anderson has written this honest, funny, and brilliant survival manual for anyone who's ever choked on... THE F WORD.

Long before he became one of America's favorite comedians, Louie Anderson was one of eleven children in a Minnesota family headed by an alcoholic father who was all for having kids but clueless about supporting them. It was the kind of childhood you have to learn to laugh at to survive, yet it yielded rich dividends: a host of hilarious and heartbreaking stories, as well as 49 Family Survival Tips stamped with true wisdom.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780446568654
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Publication date: 10/31/2009
Sold by: Hachette Digital, Inc.
Format: eBook
Pages: 234
File size: 2 MB

Table of Contents

The F Wordxiii
Fatal Mistake1
Forty-nine Family Survival Tips6
Family Matrix9
Family Reunion16
Family I.Q.26
Family Morning Rituals35
Family History37
Fossils41
Finding Each Other44
Family Soup47
Family Genes52
Family Environment56
Family Placement59
Family Storage61
Family Games65
Family Shopping69
Family Feud #171
Family Feud #275
Fraternal78
Fantasy Family87
Family-isms91
Family ABCs93
Fact. Fiction. Fantasy97
Friends as Family105
Family In-Laws111
Family Finances117
Family Luck125
Fame128
Free Billy the Kid142
Family Escapes149
Family Humor151
Functional Families154
Family Directions158
Family Pets162
Fan Mail164
Family Lost and Found167
Family Pictures/Family Evidence171
Family Vacations173
Family Holidays179
Family Cell-a-brations191
Family Hangover201
Forgiveness203
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