Table of Contents
My Family Is a Little Weird 13
Going Home with the Armadillo 25
No war, No KKK, No Fascist USA 37
Oh John Wayne, John Wayne 41
Banned From Raul's 45
Exene, John Doe, and Me 49
Getting The Hell Out of Austin 51
Soup Kitchens and San Francisco 59
Timmy Yohannon 63
Bad Brains 67
Spring, Summer, Fall 71
First European Tour, 1982 77
Rock Against Reagan Tour, 1983 87
After July 3rd 95
Second European Tour, 1983-84 99
Home on the Range 109
You're Our Commie Fag 113
The Best Dog I Never Wanted 117
The Gordon Fraser Days 121
Bad Moon at Gilman & The Pope visits SF 127
Metal Devil Cokes & Dead Cops Rule, 1988 131
If I Had a Face like Yours I'd Shave My Ass And Walk Backwards 135
Harley, John Joseph, and Me 137
USA, Europe, and Russia, 1993 141
Sleeping with the Enemy 147
Useless Pieces of Shit 151
Not Just Falling Off the Wagon But Under It 159
Back to School 165
Millions of Dead Cowboys 169
Back to Portland, 2004 - Present 173
Love in Every Breath 177
In Memoriam 183
Epilogue 187
Acknowledgments 189
Photo & Art Credits 192