Table of Contents

I start with a Foreword by Don Harron followed by a rebuttal by Charlie Farquharson called DED OCCASION. Then on to 160 Chapters.
 1. FIFTY PLUS
 2. MY FIRST FARMER.
3. YER REEL START 
4. PUTTING THE CARTOON BEFORE THE HOUSE.
 5. A STAR IS BORN.......TO FADE.
6. THE SCHMOE MUST GO ON...AND OFF!
 7. ODD JOBBER.
8. DON’T TAKE PHYSICS!                     
9. IT’S A HIRED -KNOCK LIFE.
10. GETTING READY FOR A GANG-THRASH.
11. GO WEST, YOUNG MAN.
12. THE WEST, A REQUEST AND ME.
 13. DOWNCAST ON THE FARM.
14. THE SCHMOE MUST GO BACK ON.
15. LATER TRIUMPHS.        
16. GOING AS TO WAR.
17. DOWN TO EARTH IN QUEBEC.
18. DAYLIGHT SWEEPS OVER LONDON, PARIS AND BRANTFORD.
19. AN OFFICER AND A GENTLE MAN.
20. LET’S GET PHYSICAL.
21. CIVVY STREET.
22. BACK TO CLASS.      
23. THE HICK FROM VIC.
24. LET’S GET SERIOUS HERE
25, I GO PRO AGAIN. 
26. THE PEE-BOY OF THE WESTERN WORLD.
27. BOBBLING THE BOB.
28. DANCING FOOL.
29. MOVIE CRAZY.
30. THE HOSPITAL.
31. BACK TO WORK.    
32. NO TIME FOR TRAGEDY.
33. SPRING THAW.
34. SCHOOL AGAIN!  SCHOOL AGAIN!
35. OH! CANADA? 
36. WAITING FOR THE THAW.
37. WEDDING BILLS. 
38. BACK TO THE SALT MINES.
39. ALL CANADIAN! 
40. IT’S A BASTARD!
41. WAITING FOR THE NEXT THAW.
42. INNOCENTS ABROAD.
43. LONDON LIFE.
44. SCRIBBLE. SCRIBBLE!
45. CENTRAL HEAT.
46. JOBBING AROUND.
47. GRACIE AND ORSON.
48. TAKING THE VEIL.
49. ANOTHER OPENING NIGHT.
50. LEAN TIMES.
51. BACK TO THE BOARDS.
52. A FIRE AND A FRY.
 53. FLYIN’ HOME.
54. GOING TO CHURCH.
55.  GOING HOME.
56. BIRTH OF A NOTION.
57. TV DAZE.
58. STRATFORD-ON-TARIO.
59. FACE TO FACE.
60. LET’S GET STARTED.
61. SHOWDOWN TIME.
62. BIRTH PANGS,
63. MOMENT CRITIQUE
 64. MORNING AFTER BLUES.
65. SECOND WIND.
66. BRISTOL-FASHION, NOT TO MENTION PARIS.
 67. ONCE MORE INTO THE BLEACHERS.
68. BACK TO BROADWAY.
69. BACK TO THE BARD.
70. VAMPING TILL READY.
71. FRENZY TO OPEN.
72. CARDIGAN RE-VISITED.  
73. MY COUNTRY, WHAT’S IT TO THEE?
74. STRATFORD-ON-THE-HOUSATONIC
75. AT HOME ON BROADWAY.
76. KISS ME, KATE!
77. BYE BYE BROADWAY.
78. CALIFORNIA, HERE I COME!
79. THE PLAY’S THE THING.
80. SURPRISE! SURPRISE!
81.  ANOTHER OPENING, SAME SHOW.
82. NOT A LOT ON THE LOT.
83. FORCED TO TOUR IN A TOUR DE FORCE.
84. END OF “ANGER”, BEGINNING OF “EVERYTHING”.
85. VAMPING TILL READY.
86. A JEW IS BORN.
87. A LONG, LONG WAY TO RUN.
88. FAMILY MATTERSD.
89. HOLY ACRIMONY.
 90. PRICE HARMUNG.
91. BACK TO THE BARD.
92. EVERYBODY DOESN’T LOVE OPAL.
93. THAT BASTARD IS BACK
94. MAGGIE! MAGGIE!
95. BACK TO THAT OLD BASTARD
96. THE PEN IS MIGHTIER.
97. PHONING IT IN.
98. LAND OF ANNE.
99. HOME THOUGHTS AND A BROAD.
100. BERLIN, BOTH SIDES NOW.
101. HOME VIA ROME
102. ISLAND PAIR-O-DICE.
103. ANOTHER OPENING, SAME SHOW.
104. ON TO OTTAWA, THEN WE DO  WORLD WAR TWO.
105. ONE FOR THE HISTORY BOOKS.
106. OHHHHHH CANADA!
107. ON MY OWN......I THOUGHT.
108.  NATIONAL WET DREAM.
109.  MAN OF THE CLOTH.
110. ALL MINE IN SIXTY-NINE.
111. ANNE OF ENGLAND.
112.  AMTD THE ALIEN KORN
113. SEX CHANGE OF PACE.
114. ANYTHING TO DECLARE?
115. OSAKA ‘70
116. WE FROTH ‘EM IN GOTHAM
117.”I CAN DO BETTER!”
118. “AND THAT’S THE NEWS?   GOOD NIGHT !!|”
119. MAKING BOOK
120. CHANGE THE ENDING
121. CASTING SWIRLS BEFORE PINE
122. “SHHHH! IT’S THE NEWS!”
123.  OHHHHH DO IT AGAIN!
124. CHARLIE FARQUHARSON RETIRED BANKRUPT
125.  “SHHHH! IT’S THE SH’ITS!”
126. SEVERAL DEGREES OF SEPARATION.
127. THE BOOK-EVERY-MONTH CLUB.
128. MY DOUBLE-DOUBLE LIFE!
129. CHARLIE TO THE I-MAX.
130. YER NITE AFORE CHRISMUSS.
131. TV OR NO TV, IS THAT A QUESTION?
132. YER BI-SEXTENNIEL.
133. TO THE RESCUE.
134.  GOOD-BYE CHARLIE!!
135.  LET’S SAVE CANADA......FOR AN HOUR.
136.  HELLO CHARLIE!  AND GOOD-BYE!
137. MAKING IT UP AS I WENT ALONG.
138.  THREE HOURS A DAY.
139.  THE VERDICT: FIVE YEARS.
140. THE GOOD BOOK.
141. TAKE THE FIFTH.
142. ANNE OF DISABLED.
143. BACK TO THE ISLAND.
144.  VALERIE’S TURN.
145. VANCOUVER  COMMUTE.
146. FUN-RAISING
147.  PETE OF GREEN GABLES
148. BACK TO THE BOOKS.
149. WORKING FOR GOD.  THEN MAMMON.
150. CATHERINE’S TURN.
151. HISTRY RE-VISIT.
152. THE SEAT OF POWER.
153. CHARLIE’S A BROAD.
154. ON THE ROAD.  AGAIN!
155. THE OTHER SIDE.
156. LOOKING FOR SOME ACTION.
157. THE YEAR OF OLD FARTS.
158. SENCHRY TWENNY-WUN.  YER OH-OH’S !
159.  NINE WUN WUN!!!
160.  FLAT ON MY O-HIPS.