It is March 32nd, the day that doesn't exist, and Death, the Agent of Nightmares, has been demoted and exiled to live among mortals for the rest of his unnaturally long life. The only way to escape this banishment? Navigate the modern world, recover what was stolen (the Names of the Damned—oops!), and return to his rightful place.

The only problem? Lola, the pretty thief who got him into trouble in the first place, might have stolen more than just his property—she may have stolen his heart.