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“The Visitor From Italy” was next and was a typical example of how Lucy embraced a physical routine and made it a tour-de-force. Bob and I were in Hollywood one evening and happened to walk by an Italian restaurant where man was making pizza in a window. He was throwing the dough up in the air and sort of twirling it around. (I understand they do this to get air in it, but I’m certainly not a pizza-making expert. Do not try this at home.) We looked at each other, called Lucy, she joined us, and it wasn’t long before she was in the window, wildly throwing pizza dough about, much to the enjoyment of the crowd that soon gathered outside. The pizza routine was an example of how we sometimes worked. We would think of a funny physical routine for Lucy to do and then work backwards, coming up with a storyline so this could be the last big scene. Jay Novello was the fine comedy actor who played Mario, the gondolier from Venice, who knocks on their apartment door one day and announced that he has come to visit them like they said. You know, the old “If you're ever in New York, look us up” kind of invitation. Lucy helps him get a job in a pizza parlor, and then finds out it is against the law for him to work since he is in this country on a visitor's visa, and she has to fill in so he won't lose his back pay. On the show, of course, she was a master of ineptitude, even throwing the pizza up in the air and letting it drop over her head, and then making two little holes in it for her eyes.