Sh*t My Dog Says: A Parody

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''I'm 30-something and live with my 75-year-old (in dog years) dog. He was allergic to my girlfriend, so she moved out. Now it's just the two of us, kibbles, and beer. He's an awesome dog--kind of like Nietzsche if he'd been furry and prone to sniffing butts. I write down the sh*t he says, and here it is.'' From ''Don't be fooled. The cat is evil,'' to ''You know why I like to take a walk? So I can smell things you never touched,'' to ''Nothing beats the feeling of jowls flapping in the wind,'' this mini parody treasury of canine wit--packed with ...
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''I'm 30-something and live with my 75-year-old (in dog years) dog. He was allergic to my girlfriend, so she moved out. Now it's just the two of us, kibbles, and beer. He's an awesome dog--kind of like Nietzsche if he'd been furry and prone to sniffing butts. I write down the sh*t he says, and here it is.'' From ''Don't be fooled. The cat is evil,'' to ''You know why I like to take a walk? So I can smell things you never touched,'' to ''Nothing beats the feeling of jowls flapping in the wind,'' this mini parody treasury of canine wit--packed with hilarious illustrations--is the straight poop scooped.
  • Hardcover mini gift book with dust jacket
  • Comes with a 24K gold-plated charm to keep on the ribbon bookmark or on a bracelet
  • 80 pages
  • Measures 3-1/4'' wide x 4'' high
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  • Posted October 26, 2012

    Gift for a friend that LOVED it

    My friend that I sent this to as a gift loved it. Great for putting a smile on the face of a dog lover.

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