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A Jalapeno For The Vampire

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Most Helpful Favorable Review

4 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

Highly recommended - quick read - entertaining

A quick read that was worth the time. I'm going to remember Daniel A. Roberts name and look for more of his books.

posted by kg1 on March 6, 2011

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1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

PG13

This book is not for younger children but is hilarious and pointless. I love it.

posted by Anonymous on January 4, 2012

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  • Posted July 22, 2011

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    Okay

    It began okay. I found myself saying, "Geez," at the end. I thought it was going to have some really climatic ending and it just didn't.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 22, 2014

    If you're waiting for the dentist . . . JD

    Thirteen pages, so if you're in a waiting room, this is it. Lame, though. Everyone said it'd be humorous, but it fell flat with me. Also could use some editing. Does anyone not know what a semi-colon is anymore?

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 29, 2012

    Meh...

    It passed the time but that's about it. Glad it was free.

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  • Posted September 10, 2011

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    Very quick read.

    This was the first book I 'loaned' from a friend for my Nook. Very short, very much a short story instead of an actual book and something you can read under an hour no problem. The writing wasn't too bad, the story itself was ok but seemed a bit rushed.

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted August 20, 2011

    More like a poke in the eye with a jalapeno on a stick.

    This short story was fairly boring. There was no real effort into it other than having the vampire think back to a time he had eaten a jalapeno in mortal life. There are 3 minutes I can never get back now.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 9, 2011

    It looks ok but............

    It looks ok but it is awsome I love it.

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