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Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

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Most Helpful Favorable Review

11 out of 13 people found this review helpful.

Cutting Edge Funny Stuff

Having seen Chelsea doing stand up and on Girls Behaving Badly, I was anxious to see how her wicked sarcastic wit would translate into text. It's fantastic! A seriously gifted writer, who combines funny and uninhibited raunchiness better than any woman. And it's not ju...
Having seen Chelsea doing stand up and on Girls Behaving Badly, I was anxious to see how her wicked sarcastic wit would translate into text. It's fantastic! A seriously gifted writer, who combines funny and uninhibited raunchiness better than any woman. And it's not just the sheer ridiculous circumstances she encounters. She reflects about her mindless journeys and the meaning of life in such an amusing, self-deprecating and cynical manner.

Filled with funny anecdotes, she has that trashy comedienne's gift of saying everything we think about but are afraid to say. And she manages to share absolutely horrifying events and somehow make them hysterical!

There are some hilarious and uncomfortable family situations. Her father was quite the provider of wisdom, selling used junkyard cars out of their front yard, while making inappropriate sexual innuendos towards his daughters.

There's some really funny and humiliating youth debacles and misadventures. My favorites; her embarrassing and preposterous fake celebrity elementary school tale, a LOL birthday party for a friendless girl full of re-gifting, pretending to be honeymooning with her father in order to upgrade to first class. The Mini-Me and Prison Break chapters are just classics. Frankly if she wasn't successful, she may have ended up a basket case.

At some points in a story, I laughed so hard, my husband kept trying to steal the book from me. I didn't want the book to end. Everyone can find something to relate to in one of these stories.

If you are sensitive or quick to take offense, I would pass on this one. If you have a repressed wild side, you'll dive in headfirst and relish her antics and live vicariously through them. Also, if you like reading funny out of control drinking and sex stories, I'm half-way through Chelsea's other book My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands and it's great.

And although I can't admit it to my husband, I secretly loved the book that is guy's version of the same theme. Steamy sex, hilarious, and like a James Bond story.

High Heels and Dirty Deals - Globetrotting Tales of Debauchery from a Binge-drinking Nymphomaniac by Brett Tate. Get all three!

posted by Nikky_S on April 15, 2009

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Most Helpful Critical Review

4 out of 9 people found this review helpful.

Not worth the price

I have been a fan of her since her early days, however, this book has changed my image of her. The beginning of the book started out good, but quickly turned in to her telling stories about her friends and lovers and how much they irriate her. I believe she puts it corr...
I have been a fan of her since her early days, however, this book has changed my image of her. The beginning of the book started out good, but quickly turned in to her telling stories about her friends and lovers and how much they irriate her. I believe she puts it correctly when she calls herself an "a$$hole". How this became a bestseller is beyond me. I would've felt better is I would have paid $5 for the book.

posted by gundy03130 on August 8, 2009

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 18, 2008

    Disappointing

    I expected a female version of David Sedaris. Instead, this book turned out to be a series of juvenile essays with a poor attempt at humor. Vulgar language and reference to body parts became tiresome. Save your money on this one.

    0 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 4, 2008

    A reviewer

    Wasn't all that thrilled at the beginning of the book, but when I got to the line 'Normally I would never be one to report a rape, unless, of course, it ended badly' I was disgusted. Sorry, there are just some things that don't deserve such pathetic sarcasm. But I kept on, thinking it would get better...it didn't. I didn't even finish the book.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 27, 2008

    Disappointing

    Crude humor. Too bad since Chelsea has the talent to do so much better.

    0 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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