This is the quintessential collection of excuses that every woman needs to have at her fingertips. A first-of-its-kind collection of excuses that are specifically designed for women and their unique position in the world! From business executive, to mother, wife, lover, girlfriend or best friend - these are the excuses that will make a woman's life a little bit less stressful, a great deal more enjoyable and definitely more carefree. There are excuses for every occasion... to combat every unwanted social engagement, unwanted suitor, or simply the embarrassing manners of her significant other, children, family or friends. This is a laugh-out-loud book from the same author team that brought you The Complete Excuses Handbook.