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Everything Is Wrong with Me: A Memoir of an American Childhood Gone, Well, Wrong

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 2, 2013

    The tradegy: Part 3- the encounter

    I never belived the legends of the Killer and his army. My father told them before he died. The fortress was huge and was surrounded with lasers." Great! Just great!" Jake said. I thought for a moment." Im good at gymnastics. Follow my lead." I ordered jumping over a laser. So i kept going on till i was at the end, Jake right behind me. Once we got in, we attacked the guards and stole their weapons. Then, we snuck into a huge room." Not so fast, surviviors!" A raspy voice shrieked pressing a button. None other than Killer." Killer! Ur such a coward!" I heard myself yell. He came over to me and smacked my face." Say that again, Sam!" He said." U-u know m-meeee?" I studdered. He ignored my question as Jake jumped in and slashed. He ended up in a trap.' Oh no.' I thought. Then, a minion unlocked our cages." Go!" He said. So we did. But i stayed and narrowed my eyes." Why won't u go?" Killer rasped." We have unfinished buisness." I growled letting my hair in my face." Yes, we do. Indeed, sister!" He shrieked ad ran at me. On impulse, I scarred his face with a dagger. He scurried up and reacted." Why ru killing everyone?" I asked. We both layed on the ground blood pouring." To pay." He said." To pay because of humiliating me. On Christmas Eve!" He yelled." All we did was play a little prank." I laughed helping him up. He nodded and hugged me." Im sorry." He whispered." I missed the old David." I said to my brother, smiling. Everything was back to normal. Well, almost everything. Jake waited for us outside then pulled me aside." Ru ok." He asked eyeing my wounds." Yeah." I lied." Well, it was a great adventure."" Yeah." I said. He smiled and kissed me. I watched him follow my brother as i gasped.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 25, 2012

    Hilarious read!

    Hilarious read!

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