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Fifty Shades of McGroin (A Fifty Shades of Grey Parody)

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 11, 2013

    This was one of the funnier FSOG parodies I¿ve read so far. Som

    This was one of the funnier FSOG parodies I’ve read so far. Some of the parodies that popped up were really stupid—this one was stupid too, don’t get me wrong—but there were a few parts where I laughed so hard I almost pissed in my pants. So overall it was worth the $3 bucks. I thought that FSOG was so horrible that it deserved to be made fun of so I had to see what “Fifty Shades of McGroin was all about”. So, the main character’s name is Annie Position and the object of her affection, super-rich billionaire (who’s got nothing but time) Pat McGroin (yeah, that’s right, PAT-MC-GROIN), just follows her around like a lost dog. Annie Position has this big-breasted “Inner-Goddess” (no doubt code for her va-jay-jay) who can’t stop talking to her.

    Yeah, I’m really not going to give anything else away, just wanted to leave my two cents. I think the author did a good job of not-so-subtly pointing out the obvious flaws +ridiculousness + plot holes all through the original FSOG.

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