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Here's the Deal: Don't Touch Me

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Most Helpful Favorable Review

6 out of 6 people found this review helpful.

Surprisingly Laugh Out Loud Funny

I have to say, when I decided to get this book I had no idea it would be so funny. After "coming out" with his germaphob problem on the Howard Stern Radio show he thought everyone would think he was a freak, when in fact, he found out there were many others who had his...
I have to say, when I decided to get this book I had no idea it would be so funny. After "coming out" with his germaphob problem on the Howard Stern Radio show he thought everyone would think he was a freak, when in fact, he found out there were many others who had his same problem.

I honestly thought this book would be all about his problems but no, there is more, much more. I was laughing so hard I was crying and had to read some of his pranks out loud to my husband. You have no idea unless you read this book.

If Howie Mandel ever decides to quit show business as he once contemplated, then I think he should take up writing. I assume he has a million more stories to tell.

One of my recommendations, "8 State Hurricane Kate" does not come with photo.

posted by Cisley on December 22, 2009

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Most Helpful Critical Review

1 out of 6 people found this review helpful.

Don't waste your time

Any book that starts out with penis humor is like a movie that starts with a strip club scene...bad.

posted by 324400 on May 22, 2012

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 22, 2012

    Don't waste your time

    Any book that starts out with penis humor is like a movie that starts with a strip club scene...bad.

    1 out of 6 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 26, 2012

    DONT READ FAG BOOKS

    Never read yet but then i dont care to if he doesnt want anyone to touch him howd does he have a wife and kids

    0 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 19, 2012

    don't waste your time!

    I was very disappointed with the book. I have always found Howie Mandel funny, and interesting and wanted to know about him and his wife children. The book was long, boring arduous and redundant. It was alike an ego trip. I couldn't wait for the end.

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted March 25, 2011

    Don't Touch Me SHOULD say Don't Touch The Book!

    This is very dry dead pan humour and very boring!! I like Howie Mandell, but at the same time, unless I have this OPCD, I cannot relate nor do I care to "hear" him rambling. It's a autobiography with his OCD put in and its BORING!!
    Sorry Howie, this book rates 1 star and thats it!

    0 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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