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Here's the Deal: Don't Touch Me

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6 out of 6 people found this review helpful.

Surprisingly Laugh Out Loud Funny

I have to say, when I decided to get this book I had no idea it would be so funny. After "coming out" with his germaphob problem on the Howard Stern Radio show he thought everyone would think he was a freak, when in fact, he found out there were many others who had his...
I have to say, when I decided to get this book I had no idea it would be so funny. After "coming out" with his germaphob problem on the Howard Stern Radio show he thought everyone would think he was a freak, when in fact, he found out there were many others who had his same problem.

I honestly thought this book would be all about his problems but no, there is more, much more. I was laughing so hard I was crying and had to read some of his pranks out loud to my husband. You have no idea unless you read this book.

If Howie Mandel ever decides to quit show business as he once contemplated, then I think he should take up writing. I assume he has a million more stories to tell.

One of my recommendations, "8 State Hurricane Kate" does not come with photo.

posted by Cisley on December 22, 2009

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1 out of 6 people found this review helpful.

Don't waste your time

Any book that starts out with penis humor is like a movie that starts with a strip club scene...bad.

posted by 324400 on May 22, 2012

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  • Posted August 13, 2011

    Too weird for me

    I love reading bios but the more I read about Howie, the more I thought THIS IS ONE ODD MAN. His sense of humor comes across as almost cruel. I can take so much of practical jokers and by his own admission he has taken it too far. Was glad when I finished reading it. Also, it is a 2009 book so was disappointed when I discovered it was too early for America,s Got Talent.

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