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How Not to Kill Your Baby

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  • Posted June 15, 2012

    Amusing tips!

    The tone of this book is suggested by the “READ BEFORE OPENING” which includes warnings for the book itself, such as “CHOKING HAZARD if your child has a large, book-shaped mouth,” and “ALLERGY WARNING: This book is printed in a facility that also prints Peanuts.” Or, in the section on “Disciplining Your Child,” where it helps dad to learn how to avoid power struggles with your toddler, such as offering your child choices like, “Would you like to wear the red shirt or the blue shirt?” This is helpful, How Not to Kill Your Baby explains, because then “she will have to say “No” twice, providing her lungs with twice as much exercise.” Amusing tips for dads to help them adjust to fatherhood!

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted June 3, 2012

    This book is hilarious -- and a great counterpoint to all the pa

    This book is hilarious -- and a great counterpoint to all the painfully earnest pregnancy and parenting manuals out there. I plan to make it my go-to baby gift for friends with a sense of humor.

    Re. the other reviewer's comment -- the book is filled with charts and photos, so the paperback is DEFINITELY the better option than the Nook....and while I can understand the frustration, that review seems like it should be posted about the Nook rather than "How Not to Kill Your Baby." Which, again, is a very funny book.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 17, 2012

    Charts

    The charts dont load correctly even if you turn the nook and there are tons of them

    1 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 14, 2013

    Murder youre own baby.

    My mom wants to have a baby. I want to murder it while my step moms asleep. Beware she is arien! If she has ababy day or even worse at night she will wipe out human race of any kind. It will be all humans! After i murder the baby shes nexst! Sadly it would be my dad to. To bad i said yess. My sister said the same thing. My whole famly is nexst. Even her famly. I will kill evry innocent child and adult one by one. Its true im going to kill them. I will rape the children first! The adults? Murderd.

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