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How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (And They Will)

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  • Posted January 13, 2012

    I loved this book, keeping it next to the picture window for safety.

    I got this book as a Christmas present from my daughter and I love it...had been wanting it for some time but just didn't want to spend the money for it on myself...WELL YOU NEED TO READ THIS BOOK...you never know when they may attack, this book has it all in it. Without it I don't think you will survive the "Attack of the Garden Gnome", not a children's book. Get it today.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted October 3, 2010

    Truth is Stranger than Fiction

    This book made me think. I read it once, then twice. Then one more time for good measure, trying to find a satirical note or a bit of comedy; a giggle or even just a smirk. Straight face throughout. No one writing humor can keep from breaking into a chortle, right? Either this author is totally delusional and lives in a nuthouse or he is a brilliant writer.
    .but what if he is correct? Hmm, perhaps I should buy a few for my friends who house these gnarly gnomes.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted January 12, 2014

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    Cute book!

    I bought this as a Christmas gift, but thought it was quite cute.

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    Posted August 5, 2013

    Im 12 can i read this?

    Can i? I read at a high level and im going into 7th grade

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 14, 2010

    Highly recommended

    A gem of a book for gardeners and lawn care enthusiasts.

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