Table of Contents

Introduction: The Cult of the Colossal Cock   John Patrick     1
Tales of the Humungous     13
Mightier Than The Sword ... Donald Vining     13
The Boy Who Broke My Sister John Patrick     21
It Had to Be Huge Joe Leslie     27
Billy Couldn't Believe It Michael Taylor     35
The Delivery John Patrick     41
Angel In The Flesh Alfredo Villanueva-Collado     45
Big Top Men Donald Vining     49
The Monster William Barber     59
You Should Have Seen My Father's Leo Cardini     69
Piece Officer Mark C. Canterbury     83
Night Off Edmund Miller     87
Odyssey: One Man's Pursuit of the Colossal Cock - A Sequence of Stories   John Patrick     93
In New York and, Later, At the Beach - Bull     95
From New York to Hollywood - Snake     109
In New Orleans - Lancelot     119
In Paris - The Wounding Prick     123
In Dallas - The Innkeeper's Lover     129
At the Beach - The Boy Back Home     135
Fables and Other Flights of Fancy     139
The Ceremony Kyle Stone     141
The Prince's Jewels Jamoo     149
The Orphan: A Fable John Patrick     155
The Obelisk Leon del Ciervo     161
Chef's Surprise L. Amore     163
Afterword: "The New Penis?" John Patrick     169
The New Balls: Does Marky Have the Most?     172
Contributors     179
Bonus Book - STRIP: He Danced Alone   John Patrick     183
About the Author     313