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Anonymous
Posted August 26, 2012
I have never rated a book before but this one disgusted me enoug
I have never rated a book before but this one disgusted me enough to
warrant it. I read the first two books and I only started to read the
third out of desperation for something to do (I'm stuck in a hospital
bed) and I really wish I hadn't. The first book was good enough for me
to ignore than Jane was pretty pointless as a main character. The second
book was boring. THIS book, however, was a complete and utter waste of
time. In this book, Jane Jameson was solidified in my mind as one of
the worst main characters in the history of dippy heroines. I wanted to
strangle her with a phone cord- and I probably could have done it, too,
if she were real. She is seriously the sorriest excuse for a
"vampire" ever. What the heck does she keep talking about
super speed and strength for? She's useless- her perfectly normal human
sister beat the trash out of her with a FOAM HAMMER. I really like a lot
of the other characters- Grandma Ruthie and Aunt Jettie crack me up!-
but Jane isn't really a "nice girl." She's petty, neurotic,
and selfish- the fact that she always finds herself in awful situations
doesn't make her nice. She's such a wet blanket that I can't focus
enough on the plot to care about it. All I can think about it how much I
hope someone offs her on the next page. Most importantly, her crippling
stupidity and clumsiness is mortifying to me. It isn't cute or
endearing. It's sad and I find it really weird that women like to read
about helpless, pathetic women making continuously stupid decisions.0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.
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Posted May 16, 2011
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