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Nightlight: A Parody

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Most Helpful Favorable Review

28 out of 33 people found this review helpful.

Funny---Even for Twilight Fans

If your a die hard twilight fan and can't take a joke, don't bother reading this book. I love the Twilight saga, but i love to lean back and laugh at all the crazy die-hard obsessions in this world. And i think thats why i loved this book so much. It makes laugh out ...
If your a die hard twilight fan and can't take a joke, don't bother reading this book. I love the Twilight saga, but i love to lean back and laugh at all the crazy die-hard obsessions in this world. And i think thats why i loved this book so much. It makes laugh out loud funny jokes at all things twilight and "mercilessly skewers the characters Bella & Edward"

I highly recommend it but a quick word of caution is that you HAVE to have read twilight to get 98% of the jokes!

posted by Cold-Side-of-the-Pillow on February 17, 2010

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Most Helpful Critical Review

46 out of 66 people found this review helpful.

Just read it in the store . . .

I'm a fan of the Twilight series; well as much as a father of two teenager daughters can be. I read the books aloud to my family and while we loved the story, we made fun of it as we went along. Nightlight attempts to do the same thing - mainly picking on the main chara...
I'm a fan of the Twilight series; well as much as a father of two teenager daughters can be. I read the books aloud to my family and while we loved the story, we made fun of it as we went along. Nightlight attempts to do the same thing - mainly picking on the main character, Bella. (Belle in the parody.)

The first couple of chapters really skewer the original story fairly well. But if you keep going, the joke just gets old and annoying. The story departs from the original entirely, and then just kind of wanders around aimlessly like a three-legged blind dog. Trust me, you'll do just fine if you go to the book store and just read the first two chapters. If you buy the book, you'll just want your money back.

posted by ebdean on February 16, 2010

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 21, 2012

    XD

    Really puts that awful twilight ship in perspective lulz

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 14, 2012

    Soooo funny

    I'm a fan of the Twilight books, but I love a good parody. This book had me laughing on every page. I ended up reading it outloud to my boyfriend because he kept asking what was so funny.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 9, 2012

    Funey

    Realley funny belle is such an idiot

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 11, 2012

    To: "Guy? A little help here"

    Go to Twilight result 1

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 7, 2012

    I AM STANDING UP FOR WARRIORS!!!!!!!!!

    READ IT IT IS GREAT AND STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT WARRIORS WILL YOU!!!! THEY ARE AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 5, 2012

    Guys? Little help here

    Whatvis twilight REALLY about?

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 15, 2012

    Nightlight

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 26, 2012

    If u like the hunger pains u wil luv this

    Its amazing

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 4, 2012

    Love it

    Love this book so much that i want to get!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 19, 2012

    Cool

    Oh ha ha, it is funier than funny

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 17, 2012

    Thank you soooooo much

    Finally! A parody on this book

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 8, 2012

    Hahahaha

    Good books shall get a reward. Five stars.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 1, 2012

    Brook

    Lays on the bed leg spreed apart...

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 1, 2012

    WHATS ALL THIS CRAP BOUT CATS AND CLANS?????

    I keep seeig wierd reviews about people with names llike deathclaw and oddfang pretending to be cats an aving rebellions and clans.... whats goin on?

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 30, 2012

    ?

    Sould i?

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 29, 2012

    Fogclaw

    Go to erin hunter result 2 and look at the post to u

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 27, 2012

    Silverblade

    I wish to join the rebellion. I am a creature with little wisdom of the path I am seek. May a wiser member of the rebellion explain this?

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 25, 2012

    DaggerClaw

    *a she cat with raven fur and a golden underbelly enters the clearing. Her eyes are a stormy grey* May I join? I feel that this would be a great way to redeem myself. I have killed many, but I repent. *sighs* I was an assassin. But will you still accept me?

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 25, 2012

    Darkblade

    A black furred tom with gray stripes like a tiger walks over. May i join? I used to be an assasin. I have killed many cats kits an clans. But i feel that i could start a new life as a good guy instead of a villian

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 25, 2012

    I will join

    I am a feirce she cat my name is roseheart.

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