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So Now You're a Zombie: A Handbook for the Newly Undead

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 11, 2013


    Yumy mom said dinner

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 28, 2013


    A book to teach the zed how to kill! Not what I call safe for the food chain. Really good book though

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 6, 2012


    This book is magnifisant

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  • Posted January 28, 2012

    From The Aussie Zombie

    As a self-confessed Zombie addict, I've read a lot of Zombie books over the past two years, and I've got very definite ideas about what I like, what entertains me, and what I don't like. This book falls firmly into two categories - I liked it, and it entertained me!

    Although there is a glut of zombie-esque books available at the moment, this book is in two of the less travelled perspectives - survivor guide and zombie perspective. As such, it is quite unique in the Zombie world.

    This is a funny book - the sarcastic, witty comments paired with some quite serious hints and tips for the newly infected made me smile, snicker and on some occasions, laugh out loud. The diagrams, graphs and graphics add to the feel of the book as well as enhancing the points made.

    That said, some of the topics contradict our traditional ideas on the capabilities of zombies, however for me, that just added an extra consideration to what would happen when the zombapocalypse knocks on our door....or if we're an early victim!

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  • Posted December 5, 2010

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    The best zombie humor book I've read so far

    Reviewed for Monster Librarian
    So Now You're a Zombie is a book in vein of The Zen of Zombie and Z.E.O by Scott Kenemore, but rather than mix the undead and self help books it crams loads of in-jokes into a beginner's guide to zombies. While it's not necessarily a fiction book (there's no real story), it's not quite nonfiction either and often too grim to be pure humor.
    What this book is, is a reflection of our current obsession with zombies and all the forms the zed stories have taken. Another must-have for the collections of zombie enthusiasts its also a good addition to public collection that cater to lots of zombie fans.
    Contains: Violence, gory illustrations, bad puns

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    Posted November 5, 2010

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