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Where to Pee on a Pirate Ship (Middle Grade Fiction/Young Adult)

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 14, 2014

    To below

    I totally am. Quite a few of us arent horney, thanks.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 21, 2014


    Go in a toilet

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 23, 2014

    PEE STORY!!!!!!!!

    Arora was walking on the beach when she had to pee. Bad. She still remembered her mother telling her not to run home complaining she had to pee. In fact, she was told not to come back untill 10:00 pm. The wort part- sorry, the two worst parts were, one: there was no bathroom at the beach. Two: she was walking by the ocean wich made it worse. She was thinking maybe she could let it loose in public cause she was wearing a bikini, but it would've looked bad cause the rest of her was dry. She walked over to a palm tree and looked around to make sure she was hidden. When it was clear no one could see her, she started to pull down her bikini bottom. "Hey!" someone said. "This is a public place!" "S-sorry," she stammered. She whirled around to see who had spoken. He was very hand some. When he saw how pretty her face was, he started apologizing immeadiatly. Mean while, Arora was studying the newcomer. He had blnde hair and brown eyes and was very well built but not too buff. He's gorgeous, she thought. He looked familiar and she realized he was the kid across the street that never paid her any attention. "Hey," she said calmly. "It's all right." "Still, sorry. Come with me." He led her into the palm forest till they reached a small clearing. He turned suddenly, grabbed her, and pinned her to a large palm tree. He reached into his pocket, grabbed a rope, and tied her to it. "Tell me what you think of me or I won't let you go." Startled, she said,"I've always liked you but you never paid me any attention." "Perfect." He grinned mischeviously. He tikledrdsrds her a till she started to pee a little. When she started, he put his hand in her croch till she stopped a few seconds later, then stuck it in his mouth as if tasting something. Obviously pleased he pulled off his shirt revealing a six pack. Then, he pulled of his shoes, socks, pants and boxers showing off a large cock. After words, he stripped Arora.
    When she realized what he was doing, she started struggling but got stopped when he let her go but grabbed her. First, he pulled her into him and forced them to kiss. Then, he pinned her to the ground. Arora stopped struggling and just gave up, knowing ther was no escape. First, he got her th pee into his hnd and rubbed it on her nipples. He liked her whole body. Then, he put his fingers in her hole searching her spot.Then , she started peeing while he liked her walls and sipped her pee. He shoved his fingers in her butt hole and wiggeled his finger till she pooped in his hand. Lastly, he sat on top of her and shoved his dick in her hole. Hard. Just days later, she got pregnant and they got married. She almost died giving birth but it was sucssesful. They had4 kids. The End.

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