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Where to Pee on a Pirate Ship (Middle Grade Fiction/Young Adult)

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 19, 2014

    NEED MORE PEE STORIES!!!!!!

    Write more pee storys plz!! PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEREEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 12, 2014

    STORY CONTEST SUBMISSION

    The city of Westingburg, Oklahoma, was not unlike the other towns of the region in any respect. Its farmers were old and grizzled, its young men spent far too much time in pleasure rather than work, and, primarily, nothing ever happened. Every spring, the plants would grow, the men would sit on thier porches and talk, and the children would play hookie. Every summer, the crops would grow high, the men were driven to the kitchen by heat, and the children would play in the creek. Every winter, everyone stayed inside, and drove each other to temporary fits of madness. The people there were small-minded, but in a content way. They didn't care what happened in the world, and the world didn't care what happened to them. Happy to spend their days romping, working, talking, drinking, and to die, all in Westingburg. In the center of town was the usual monument, a short granite obilisk dedicated to abraham Lincoln, who had, one day, rode in to town, complaining that his horse's shoe was bent out of shape by a rock. The town blacksmith supplied him with a new one, and he rode on his way. On the front of the memorial was the actual horseshoe, and beneath it were the words, 'ON THIS DAY IN 1837, PRESIDENT ABRAHAM LINCOLN STOPPED, HAD A DRINK, AND LEFT'. When a rare tourist pointed out that lincoln had been elected in 1860, the only reply from a young lad was, "So? He was prezeedent, weren't he?" To which the tourist reentered his minivan and drove off as fast as he could. Life was dull in Westingburg. At least, until July 17th, 2012. For on that day, a bomb exploded under the statue of abraham lincoln, rending the statue in two, with the trademark iron top hat landed on the old mayor's head, killing him. The morning (as usual) had been uneventful; in this town, someone getting a haircut from anyone other than their mother was a scorching scandal that could last for weeks. The sky had been cloudy, and rain had come in waves. Mayor Pyle was entering the city bank when the misfortune had occured. One other person and a dog had been injured in the explosion, the dog having been pulling a ten year on child on a cart. It was, coincedentally, "Old man Sullen's" dog, which, on almost every other day, was locked into his kennel in the house on that his in the back of town. On fridays, Sullen((it was not his real name, but only a nickname for his being so reclusive)) allowed his dog out, to play with the children. They would pet him, and make noises at him, and pull his tail. however, the crowning acchievement of the day was when the dog would give each of the children a ride around the center of town. The dog was badly injured, and everyone thought it would be put down. But old man Sullen came quickly, and carried the dog back to his house. Come to think of it, he didnt look the same as the old man sullen they had seen two years ago. He was bald, but this one have a full head of salt and pepper hair. Thinking of it, he really wasnt that old. This was because, as they local could never have guessed, " Old Man sullen" was a codename for a secret counterterrorism brigade of the FBI. The house on the hill was an industrial marvel; it appeared to be a small house, but inside, the wntire hill was hollowed out, and filled to the top with communicarions arrays, weapons racks, and desks. Football field full of desks. All looked Identical, with a desktop computer on the top and a file cabinet beneath. The only difference was the coffee cup, numbered 1 to 99. ( outof#)

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 8, 2014

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 13, 2014

    To beloe

    Weres the action

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 1, 2014

    To cute horney man

    When and wheres the next story coming out

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 12, 2014

    Cute horney man

    I dont know when but it will be here

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 19, 2014

    Pea story

    Sorry, I ate the story.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 19, 2014

    To P.A.S.S.

    More more

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 10, 2014

    Kristen

    Need more piss stories.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 23, 2014

    Pee story

    Aaron just finished off a huge jug of water. There were no toilets around, and he had to go. There were alsi no bushes around. He held it for about five minites and no one was around. He crossed his legs anf sat down but the ground wad warm and wet. So he stood up and peed peeed peeeeeed until there waas no more andhis pants were dripping.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 13, 2013

    Question

    Why do all this have to be nasty?

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 5, 2013

    Pee Story (erotic)

    Matthew had just left school and had to pee very bad. He couldnt hold it in much longer. He wanted to go in the bushes but his girlfriend was walking home with him. He finally told her he had to pee and she said ok. He then said in the bushes and she said no need for that. She then told him to follow her. She led him to alley and told him to take his pants off. Matthew didnt hesitate. She then knelt down and told him to start peeing when she gave him a thumbs up. Then she stuck his pen.is in her mouth and gave him a thumbs up. He started peeing and felt better but began to wonder where it all went. So he looked down at his girlfriend and saw she had her eyes closed and was drinking it all. When he finished she kept sucking. Soon she was guzzling down mouthfuls of c.um and they did this everyday from then on. The end

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 14, 2013

    To question

    People like me just want to make up pee storys. - Bill Goobro

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 25, 2013

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 22, 2014

    Pee story

    Amy was walking home from school when it hit her that she had to pee. She had drank 3 big bottlas of water before she left and had forgotten to use the bathroom. She was on an abandoned street when she started running. She turned the corner and rammed into this really cute boy. "I'm SO sorry!" Said Amy. "But iI have to pee really bad!". "My names Conner," said the boy. "And so do I doo you want to walk together?" "Sure," said Amy. They walked until they came to this big, red brick building. Amy cringed "I have to go NOW!" she yelled. "So go until it stops hurting," Conner said. Amy did. They turned the next corner and bummped into a clown. They screamed, and peed their pants a little bit. They hurried back to the abandoned street and inta an old store. Finally they couldn't hold it any longer. They peed their pants. Amy decided they were babies and got 2dipers from the diper aisle. They couldn't get them on by themselves so they had to help rach other. Amr went to help Conner and he started to pee again so she sucked his pee and then put his diper on him. Then they changed pants and walked back home. They never wore underwear again. Every day after school, they would go to the store and change eachothers diper. Then they got married.
    THE END

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 20, 2013

    A Pee story

    A boy named Jared was walking home from school when he felt his pants getting wet. " Id better pee on the grass"

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 21, 2014

    S

    No, I need an actual story!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 9, 2013

    A pee story

    Josh was walking home on a hot day. It was a long way and he drank a lot of water before leaving. Unfortunately he had forgotten to use the toilet before he left. A few minutes later he had to go pee. Bad. It was still 15 minutes away from his house & he knew he could only hold it for 5 minutes. He continued walking but found it hard to walk with so much pee. He thrust a hand between his crossed legs and fekt something warm & wet on his hand. He jumped up and began to run and as he ran he peed a little. He stopped & knew he could no longer hold it in. He whimpered as a hot jet of pee shot out from his pe.nis staining hus pants and making a puddle on the concrete. He peed and peed and peed. Ahhh. It felt so gopd evrn though he was peeing his pants in public. He spread out his legs and finished his pee which came out with a loud hisssssssss. He was able to go home and change his pants. The end.

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