Unlucky in love yet longing for satisfaction, best friends Alexis (Cameron Richardson) and Lindsay (Sophie Monk) hatch a plan to start knocking men unconscious and dragging them back home for sex. But just when it starts to look like they've devised the perfect plan for no-strings-attached sex, Alexis falls hopelessly in love with one of her traumatized boy toys. Meanwhile, Lindsay continues clubbing unsuspecting men until she winds up in jail, where she is forced to consider the serious repercussions of her questionable dating techniques. Tom Arnold, Chris Kattan, Alexis Arquette, and Sticky Fingaz co-star.