Motherhood: The Second Oldest Professionby Erma Bombeck
...hang up on E.T.?
...tip the tooth fairy?
...wash a measuring cup with soap after it held only water?
...reply when asked what it was like to give birth to Erma Bombeck, "It was a rooten job, but someone had to do it."
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