Welcome to the world of United Christ, Incorporated. Once one of the largest multinational corporations in the world, this behemoth in the religion industry has fallen on hard times. After five years of hemorrhaging money, CEO Damien Greene will embark on an advertising campaign unlike any other in the history of capitalism. Through it, he will seek to save Christianity for the ages and seal his legacy for generations.

But what will happen to his soul?

This blasphemous little face will answer many of the most pressing questions about religious faith, such as:

Who is God, really?
What is a soul, and does everyone have one?
Was the Savior really born in a maternity room above an Inn in Idaho Springs, Colorado?

And many, many more.

You will laugh. You will cry, some for different reasons than others. But everyone who reads this will walk away enlightened. Or pissed. Your choice.