What’s a modern man to do? You’ve been laid off from your job amid the worst economic downturn since the Great Depression. You’ve been financially and emotionally decimated by a bitter divorce. The European born woman who has been your Muse thinks you and your entire act may be kaput.

Is there any escape short of suicide? Sure there is! It’s obviously time to hit the road on a cross country trip from Maine to California in a Smart Car, sampling different jobs and searching for America’s lost soul in a frantic effort to win back your Muse before it’s too late.

Join Harry as he visits President Bush #41, works on a lobster boat and an Amish farm, skydives with the US Army Golden Knights, drives a mule team, wrangles rare turtles, roughnecks on an oil rig, and repeatedly gets himself in and out of what can only be described as “deep doo-doo.”