1001 Funniest Things Ever Said

1001 Funniest Things Ever Said

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by Steven Price
     
 

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Now in paperback! Here are a thousand and one laugh-out-loud quotes, quips, and jokes, all in one packed-to-the-brim volume. Yes, folks, sit back and enjoy this collection of inadvertent gaffes, thigh-slappers, puns, and everything and anything else that'll tickle your funny bone. There’s something old, something new, something stolen, and something blue—

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Now in paperback! Here are a thousand and one laugh-out-loud quotes, quips, and jokes, all in one packed-to-the-brim volume. Yes, folks, sit back and enjoy this collection of inadvertent gaffes, thigh-slappers, puns, and everything and anything else that'll tickle your funny bone. There’s something old, something new, something stolen, and something blue—from favorite comedians, sports and political figures, and literary wits. There are even giggles for the kids and groaners for the grown-ups. Just a few among the 1,001 funniest things ever said:“I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.”—Rita Rudner“I don’t know if it’s good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto.”—Yogi Berra on being told that Joe DiMaggio was to marry Marilyn Monroe“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died.”—Malcolm Forbes “The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then, after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, ‘You know what? Let’s just grab lunch.’”—Bill Maher

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781599211954
Publisher:
Rowman & Littlefield Publishers, Inc.
Publication date:
04/01/2010
Series:
1001 Series
Pages:
352
Sales rank:
551,333
Product dimensions:
5.80(w) x 6.80(h) x 1.10(d)

Meet the Author

Steven D. Price is the author or editor of more than twenty-three books, including 1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said, The 1001 Smartest Things Ever Said, 1001 Insults, Put-Downs, & Comebacks, and The Quotable Horse Lover (all Lyons), as well as The Ultimate Fishing Guide and Old As the Hills: The Story of Bluegrass Music. A resident of New York City, he is a keen observer of human achievement and folly.

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1001 Funniest Things Ever Said 2 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 5 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Sucked
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Two things i dont likepooping and water splashes on my ass and this book
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
.....can't help but wonder if the book is even worth 10 bucks, after receiving 13pages of free sample, and winding up being the joke--the last page reminenced about a bob hope experience......was it funny? not really, but watching a nook color become one of barnes and nobles most expensive flying frisbee brought a few chuckles**thus the 2 star rating.
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