101 Ways to Torture Your Husband

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He forgot your birthday.
He always leaves his socks on the floor.
He's glued to the tube all weekend for every game.

Let's face it: Even the best of husbands are a real pain in the ass sometimes. And when all the "talks," counseling sessions and self-help books fail, ...

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Overview

He forgot your birthday.
He always leaves his socks on the floor.
He's glued to the tube all weekend for every game.

Let's face it: Even the best of husbands are a real pain in the ass sometimes. And when all the "talks," counseling sessions and self-help books fail, there's only one viable recourse: torture. In this hilarious collection of clever tricks and tactics, you will learn how to put your husband in his place when you:

  • Bury the remote in the backyard
  • Have lunch with an ex
  • Pick a fight during the game
  • Book a male masseuse for your next massage
  • Delete his DVR recordings
  • And many more!
Risk factors rank damage done as well as how long it'll take him to get over it. With the creatively wicked methods outlined in this manual, he'll never misbehave again!
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781605500102
  • Publisher: F & W Media Inc
  • Publication date: 1/18/2010
  • Edition description: Original
  • Pages: 224
  • Sales rank: 554,401
  • Product dimensions: 5.30 (w) x 6.20 (h) x 0.70 (d)

Meet the Author

Maria Garcia-Kalb (Fort Lauderdale, FL) is a radio broadcaster who most recently completed eight years as the host of the "Steve and Maria Morning Show" on Long Island's 106.1 WBLI-FM. At WBLI, Maria shined as the first Latina to dominate the local airwaves, and created award-winning benchmarks such as "Hersday" and "Man-Hating Monday." She is currently an on-air personality on WFLC-FM 97.3 "The Coast" in Hollywood, FL. Maria has a lot of experience in torture . . . she has been married to her husband Andrew for ten years.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 8, 2014

    This book is rude. I expected playful instead of get him water f

    This book is rude. I expected playful instead of get him water from the toilet and have him drink it. That was the most disgusting thing in there that I read. This is not cute playful loving torture. This is being inhuman to your life partner. Some of the ideas were just too cruel to even read. I would never do those things to the one I love, or even someone I hate. But especially not to the one I'm madly in love with. If a guy wrote a book about how to torture your wife and put these ideas in the same book he would be considered sexist, crude, and an extreme jerk. I'm not sure if the author wrote this book for serious or just for laughs.. Some of the ideas made me smile. Some of the ideas are not that bad and they do seem to be more playful than terrible. But I was expecting small things to bother him. Not make him think he has a disease. I couldn't read it all. After the first few pages I just skimmed through to read the bolded letters. Don't buy this book if you don't have a cruel sense of humor. I hope no one actually does these things to their husband. That's just abusive... 

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 19, 2012

    Boreing

    This book is sooo boring!!!ots stupid!im happy i didnt buy it

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 3, 2011

    A must read for wives

    This book is hilarious. I love that she backs up each "torture tactic" with facts and statistics.

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