10th Grade: A Novel [NOOK Book]

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Jeremiah Reskin has big plans for tenth grade—he wants to make some friends and he wants to take a girl’s shirt off. It’s not going too well at first, but when he meets a group of semibohemian outcasts, things start to change. Soon he’s negotiating his way through group back rubs and trying to find the courage to make a move on Renee Shopmaker, the hottest girl in school. At the behest of his composition ...
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Overview

Jeremiah Reskin has big plans for tenth grade—he wants to make some friends and he wants to take a girl’s shirt off. It’s not going too well at first, but when he meets a group of semibohemian outcasts, things start to change. Soon he’s negotiating his way through group back rubs and trying to find the courage to make a move on Renee Shopmaker, the hottest girl in school. At the behest of his composition teacher, Jeremy’s also chronicling everything in his own novel—a disastrously ungrammatical but unflinching look at sophomore year.


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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781588361981
  • Publisher: Random House Publishing Group
  • Publication date: 10/12/2011
  • Sold by: Random House
  • Format: eBook
  • File size: 2 MB

Meet the Author

Joseph Weisberg was born and raised in Chicago and now lives in New York City. He wrote his first short story, “The Mid-Life Crisis Exploits,” when he was twelve. 10th Grade is his first novel.


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CHAPTER 1
THE END OF SUMMER

I’m starting right before the beginning. That way you’ll get to know some of the main characters like my parents and my 2 sisters even though they’re not really the main main characters. Anyway I don’t know if you’ve ever been on a camping trip in a National Park or anyplace like that so let me describe The Grand Teton National Park in Wyoming where it’s the end of summer. Believe me it gets very very dark there darker than in Hutch Falls or wherever you live because there aren’t any houses with lights and stuff and you’re surrounded by all the stars they’re talking about when they talk about there being billions of stars. And craters in the moon. Also the moon gets really low when you’re out there almost like it’s right over your head.

So picture this it’s a night like that but even darker it’s so dark we can see everything up there but not much down on the ground except our tents which were in our basement non-stop for about 2 years since the last time we used them and are glowing the color orange now because of the lanterns inside. So we can see them. And the tents are glowing and I swear it looks like we’re just floating out in the middle of space right in the middle of all the stars and planets and other stuff out there which in a sort of cosmic way I guess we are.

All the main characters in my family are here including my Dad my Mom and Claire and Beth (my 2 sisters). My Mom and Claire and Beth are inside 1 of the tents they’re whispering then laughing then sort of laugh-whispering you can see them moving from outside like shapes. My Dad’s with me by the campfire which by the way is burned out and he keeps getting up and walking around he’s wearing what he wears camping which is this blue mesh undershirt he thinks is the greatest undershirt ever yellow shorts black socks pulled up high and this is the worst a pair of old black dress shoes he used to wear to work.

“It’s alright” he says and he goes over to our car which is a station wagon which is parked a few feet away. The station wagon is yellow and it’s about 10 years old my Dad bought it 2 years before from my Uncle Henry who was selling it because no one in the world would want it because it was such an old yellow piece of crap except my Dad. He walks around the car looking at it like he’s checking it out like he did when he was thinking about buying it from Uncle Henry because if you ask me he had no idea how to look under the hood or check the engine or anything like that then he comes back to the fire.

“It’s OK it’s natural. Women” he says.

He comes back over to me.

“Women it’s OK you have to understand them very emotional” he says.

A few minutes before all this Claire came out of the tent and whispered something to my Mom my Mom was sitting there singing this song she sings that I hate about a guy who plays the saxophone and he finally finds this great girlfriend but she goes somewhere and then they can’t find each other again so I’m like shut up. Then Claire comes out and whispers I just hear the word “blood” and “panties”. But I’m not an idiot unless the tent exploded and Claire got some kind of weird piece of tent stuck in her upper upper leg she’s having her 1st Period. Which is fine with me I took Sex Ed in 8th grade and I know what’s going on even though it was hard to think in Sex Ed you’d be trying to think but everyone was trying to be so mature all the time and not laugh and you’d have to look around to see who was going to laugh and pretty soon you didn’t even remember the question then a girl would say “VAGINA” and everybody would be like “Hmm do I laugh now?” and before you know it all Hell breaks loose and it is not a learning environment. But it’s pretty easy to deduce that Claires panties have her Period all over them.

Here’s what my Mom looks like: She’s medium height with brown hair that’s short sometimes and long sometimes. She isn’t big or small. She doesn’t wear glasses. I don’t know if she’s pretty or not.

Anyway my Mom and my older sister Beth stood up and the 3 of them went into the tent Mom comes out later and says “everythings fine” and so Dad goes off to the bathroom which is about a 1/2 mile away by the ranger station not to go to the bathroom but because it’s the only place with lights so he can read. My Dad loves to read I mean loves. You can hear him laughing from all that way over there because he’s really into some book by a guy from England that he thinks is the funniest thing in the world and he laughs like crazy whenever he’s reading it. He always tells us everything about what he’s reading and when he was telling us about it he said it started with a scene of a guy “krepitating” which I had no idea what that was and I guess nobody else did either because we all looked at him which was when he informed us it actually means fart but he didn’t say the word fart I think he said passing gas. Which is not usually what my Dad thinks is funny but I guess this guy was so smart he made it funny. My Dad by the way always wants me to read more and I think it’s 1 of the great disappointments of his life that his only son me doesn’t like to read every second but would rather do stuff including watch TV sometimes.

Anyway this incident is very symbolic of Claire becoming a woman and my summer and my whole family sometimes they just treat me like I’m some kind of moron. Even though I think they usually think I’m pretty smart. And the girls and Mom are always like “Oh you men” so I guess we do sort of gang up on them or something but I don’t know what we’re ganging up on them about.

Anyway later when I was already in bed Dad came in the tent. He got in his wooly underwear and lay down on top of his sleeping bag and put his hands behind his head and started breathing in very slowly through his nose and out through his mouth which is what he learned from a book called Light On Yoga by B.K.S. Iyengar for when you want to relax. I pretend to be asleep.

School was starting in a few days. Once when I was a kid and my Mom was sick my Dad made my lunch and he made sardines or more like he wrapped them up and I took them to school and ate them. Then I thought about Caroline Zisko. You know those girls who wear all black 100% of the time? That’s Caroline black fish-net stockings through which you can see her legs but also you can’t at the same time black pants black skirts black shirts. But her face is totally white so it’s like all this black and then this white face coming out of it like a dead body. Kind of a good looking dead body though. She’s got this blond hair that’s really nice even though it looks like she never combs it or washes it her face is sort of pretty even though it’s got these little pock marks all over it. Caroline was nice and I talked to her 1 time in 9th Grade it was near the end of the year and I was standing at the top of the stairs by the freshman lockers about to go home I guess it was Friday Caroline was walking by and then she stops and looks at me.

“So what are you doing this weekend?” she asked.

“Um I’m gonna go see a movie” I said pretty much because I knew “nothing” was a bad answer “nothing” was like “I never do anything I never have done anything not once with anybody.”

“A movie. Cool” she said nodding her head up and down like she totally believed me.

And then she went down the stairs and right before she turned I saw her black T-shirt pulled very tight over her Breasts which were small but looked huge in that shirt.

I stood there and wondered if I should of said a specific movie like Raiders Of The Lost Ark. I wondered if there was any chance that she was going to invite me somewhere if I gave a different answer when she said “what are you doing this weekend?” or if maybe it wasn’t a question but it was more like she wanted for me to ask her to do something like “I’m just hanging out want to go see Star Wars?” Or maybe she meant that her and a bunch of her friends (who all wore tons of eye-shadow everywhere and had gross yellow cigarette stains on their teeth that were supposed to be white) were going to hang out in a basement and light candles and play creepy music and they wanted me to come over and sit on the couch and hang out and even though they were weird and freaky they were kind of hot too.

From the Hardcover edition.

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Reading Group Guide

1. 10th Grade begins with a camping trip in the Grand Teton mountains. What is the significance of this particular mountain range, and how does it hint at Jeremy’s coming struggles?

2. Jeremy doesn’t have a single friend at the beginning of tenth grade. He seems like a nice kid. Why has he had so much trouble socially in previous years?

3. Does Jeremy have a close relationship with his family? His conversations with his parents often don’t seem to address things directly, but is there some other kind of important communication going on between them?

4. Jeremy writes with horrible grammar, and he can’t place a comma correctly to save his life. Is he a bad writer? Why did the author choose to have Jeremy write this way?

5. Jeremy likes to talk to Gillian about love and other important matters. What is it about these conversations that is so appealing to him?

6. Jeremy mentions several times that he’s not interested in Caroline romantically. Is he telling the truth? Can you be attracted to someone and not attracted to them at the same time?

7. What’s so great about Renee? Is Jeremy in love with her just because she’s beautiful? Is he really in love with her?

8. Jeremy writes that he has a “healthy curiosity” about pornography. What does he learn from his foray into New York City to buy “French Lust?”

9. Jeremy abandons Gillian and her group of friends for a more popular clique. Is this just an example of social climbing, or was something else going on? Should Jeremy have stayed with his original group of friends?

10. After deciding not to smoke marijuana with “the Gillian group,” Jeremy does try pot for the first time with Renee. Why does he change his mind about experimenting with drugs?

11. Jeremy claims that he’s not going to describe his final encounter with Lenea in detail because it’s “2 peoples business.” Is this the real reason he fails to explain exactly what happens between them? What do you think took place in the bedroom?

12. Would you describe 10th Grade as a happy story, or a sad one? How do you think Jeremy will look back on his sophomore year?

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 30, 2009

    Not Another Teen Book

    I thought this book was good it had a great sense of humor, and motives that fit almost all teenage boys. This book does well to capture the essence of the trials in High School, something that many books have trouble doing. I recommend to all who can read.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 30, 2009

    peaches

    this book is a great book about high school life and the ups and downs of it. it depicts what really goes on in every teenage boys mind. it gives a good sense of what goes on in a normal high school. with its great humor and realistic high school setting 10th grade is a book that every high schooler, or high schooler to be should read.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 20, 2008

    Unrealistic

    I feel like the author tries to be edgy and portray teen angst, but it's one of the worst books I've ever read. The main character and his friends don't even seem like they're in the tenth grade, they seem like middle school students.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 23, 2007

    Good Read....

    I was first confused with the bad grammar and run-on sentences, but but soon got used to it. Overall it was interesting, funny, exciting, and just plain fun.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 5, 2006

    Interesting but not

    This book was like any everyday type book. Everyone could relate to the book. It is about a boy in high school and how he lives his life as he goes through tenth grade. I thought this book was a pretty good book, but it was definitely an easy read, because it kept you up. But the book also had its boring parts. The book was interesting but if I could have the chose to read it again I wouldn¿t. To me it was not a type of book that I would read if I chose it bymyself.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 16, 2005

    Extremely Lacking

    I found this book a bore, the most interesting thing happend more then half way through the book when they smoke pot, big deal. the only reason i kept reading it was because it was an assignment, not a worthy read

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 26, 2003

    Good, but not grammatically correct at all

    I enjoyed this book and felt like I was actually reading something a tenth grader wrote, but I could not stand the run on sentences or bad grammar at ALL! But if you're the type of person who can, then have at it. Despite the bad English, it's a pretty damn good read.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 10, 2003

    A Page Turner

    This book was very well written. It was exactly what a 10th grader boy is like. It was exactly what teenagers have to deal with, for example, drugs, friends, school.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 27, 2002

    True to School!

    This book was so true to being a 10th grader and especailly a Boy. When I read this book I just remembered how funny and crazy my friends were in 10th Grade and I must say this is an excellent book and should be placed on a reading list so kids can actually read a book they can relate to!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 5, 2002

    Humorus

    Basically, a story about a teenage boys sophomore year in high school. I liked the book because it made me LAUGH. The writer had good thoughts with the character. Had thoughts about stuff we all do but don't talk about. Could have had a stronger story because it went in one direction and then died and right into another. I expected a grand finale ending.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 25, 2002

    A Perfectly Realized Debut Novel

    With 10th Grade, Joseph Weisberg aims to tap into the mind of an average sophomore, and he succeeds brilliantly. Jeremiah Reskin's narrative is full of grammatical errors - and rightly so. His fifteen-year-old flaws hilariously sketch his character into a believable and personable protagonist. A highly recommended first novel - I'm excited to see what lies in Weisberg's literary future.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 16, 2002

    AWSOME!!!!

    this book is a totally awsome book. sometime it goes way off the subjet, but it is still very good!!

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    Posted June 7, 2009

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