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You know you're ghetto if...
You have a wife and kids but still live with your parents.
You don't have two pieces of ID.
You didn't know there were two Lionels on The Jeffersons.
You chew ice.
You cain't, kant, can't spell "can't".
You wear house shoes to the grocery store.
You were close enough to hit Reginald Denny.
You go trick-or-treating without a costume.
You pee in the shower.
You have to put stuff on layaway at the 99-cent store.
You're nineteen and you just met your father.
When you were little you had to be in the house before the streetlights came on.
You think you can kick Mike Tyson's ass.
You go to church just to pick up women.
You've ever had to have a police escort to a baby shower.
You've ever slapped someone over the prize in the cereal box.