The 18th Emergency

The 18th Emergency

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by Betsy Byars

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Mouse Fawley has just done something very, very dumb. No kid in his right mind would go out of his way to enrage Marv Hammerman, the school bully--but when Mouse saw the picture of the Neanderthal man, he just had to write Marv's name under it. Too bad Marv was standing right behind him while he was doing it . Now Mouse has to choose between being on the run and being…  See more details below


Mouse Fawley has just done something very, very dumb. No kid in his right mind would go out of his way to enrage Marv Hammerman, the school bully--but when Mouse saw the picture of the Neanderthal man, he just had to write Marv's name under it. Too bad Marv was standing right behind him while he was doing it . Now Mouse has to choose between being on the run and being killed by the school bully.

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The 18th Emergency

By Betsy Byars


Copyright © 1973 Betsy Byars
All rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-1-4532-9417-8


THE PIGEONS FLEW OUT of the alley in one long swoop and settled on the awning of the grocery store. A dog ran out of the alley with a torn Cracker Jack box in his mouth. Then came the boy.

The boy was running hard and fast. He stopped at the sidewalk, looked both ways, saw that the street was deserted and kept going. The dog caught the boy's fear, and he started running with him.

The two of them ran together for a block. The dog's legs were so short he appeared to be on wheels. His Cracker Jack box was hitting the sidewalk. He kept glancing at the boy because he didn't know why they were running. The boy knew. He did not even notice the dog beside him or the trail of spilled Cracker Jacks behind.

Suddenly the boy slowed down, went up some stairs and entered an apartment building. The dog stopped. He sensed that the danger had passed, but he stood for a moment at the bottom of the stairs. Then he went back to eat the Cracker Jacks scattered on the sidewalk and to snarl at the pigeons who had flown down to get some.

Inside the building the boy was still running. He went up the stairs three at a time, stumbled, pulled himself up by the banister and kept going until he was safely inside his own apartment. Then he sagged against the door.

His mother was sitting on the sofa, going over some papers. The boy waited for her to look up and ask him what had happened. He thought she should be able to hear something was wrong just from the terrible way he was breathing. "Mom," he said.

"Just a minute. I've got to get these orders straight." When she went over her cosmetic orders she had a dedicated, scientific look. He waited until she came to the end of the sheet.

"Mom." Without looking up, she turned to the next page. He said again, "Mom."

"I'm almost through. There's a mistake some—"

He said, "Never mind." He walked heavily through the living room and into the hall. He threw himself down on the day bed.

His mother said, "I'm almost through with this, Benjie."

"I said, 'Never mind.'" He looked up at the ceiling. In a blur he saw a long cobweb hanging by the light fixture. A month ago he had climbed on a chair, written UNSAFE FOR PUBLIC SWINGING and drawn an arrow to the cobweb. It was still there.

He closed his eyes. He was breathing so hard his throat hurt.

"Benjie, come back," his mother called. "I'm through."

"Never mind."

"Come on, Benjie, I want to talk to you."

He got up slowly and walked into the living room. She had put her order books on the coffee table. "Sit down. Tell me what's wrong." He hesitated and then sat beside her on the sofa. She waited and then said again, "What's wrong?"

He did not answer for a moment. He looked out the window, and he could see the apartment across the street. A yellow cat was sitting in the window watching the pigeons. He said in a low voice, "Some boys are going to kill me."

"Not kill you, Benjie," she said. "No one is—"

He glanced quickly at her. "Well, how do I know what they're going to do?" he said, suddenly angry. "They're chasing me, that's all I know. When you see somebody chasing you, and when it's Marv Hammerman and Tony Lionni and a boy in a black sweat shirt you don't stop and say, 'Now, what exactly are you guys planning to do—kill me or just break a few arms and legs?'"

"What did you do to these boys?"

"What did I do? I didn't do anything. You think I would do something to Marv Hammerman who is the biggest boy in my school? He is bigger than the eighth graders. He should be in high school."

"I know you did something. I can always tell. Now, what happened?"

"Nothing, Mom. I didn't do anything." He looked down at his shoes. With his foot he began to kick at the rug. A little mound of red lint piled up in front of his tennis shoe.

"They wouldn't be after you for nothing."

"Well, they are." He paused. He knew he had to give an explanation, but he could not give the right one. He said, "Maybe Hammerman just doesn't like me. I don't know. I'm not a mind reader."

"Look at me, Benjie."

Without looking up he said, "Mom, just listen to what Hammerman did to this boy in my room one time. This boy was in line in the cafeteria and Hammerman came up to him and—"

"What I want to hear is what happened today, Benjie."

"Just listen. And this boy in the cafeteria was standing in line, Mom, doing absolutely nothing, and Hammerman comes up to him and—"

"Benjie, what happened today?"

He hesitated. He looked down at his tennis shoe. There was a frayed hole in the toe, and he had taken a ballpoint pen and written AIR VENT and drawn a little arrow pointing to the hole.

"What happened?" she asked again.

"Nothing." He did not look at her.


"Nothing happened."

She sighed, then abruptly she looked up. "The beans!" She walked to the kitchen, and he lay back on the sofa and closed his eyes.

"Benjie?" He looked up. His mother was leaning around the door, looking at him. "Why don't you watch television? Get your mind off yourself. That always helps me."

"No, it won't help."

"Well, let's just see what's on." She came back in, turned on the television and waited for the set to warm up. He closed his eyes. He knew there was nothing on television that could interest him.

"Tarzan!" his mother said. "You always have loved Tarzan."

He opened his eyes and glanced at the screen. In the depths of the jungle, a hunter had stumbled into quicksand, and Tarzan was swinging to the rescue.

"All the hunter has to do," he said with a disgusted sigh, "is lie down on the quicksand and not struggle and he won't sink."

"That wouldn't leave anything for Tarzan to do though, would it?" his mother said, smiling a little.

"Oh, I don't know." He closed his eyes and shifted on the sofa. After a minute he heard his mother go back into the kitchen. He opened his eyes. On the screen the hunter was still struggling. Cheetah was beginning to turn nervous somersaults. Tarzan was getting closer.

Once he and his friend Ezzie had made a list of all the ways they knew to stay alive. Ezzie had claimed he could stay alive in the jungle forever. Ezzie said every jungle emergency had a simple solution.

Lying on the sofa, he tried to remember some of those old emergencies.

A second one came into his mind. Emergency Two—Attack by an Unfriendly Lion. Lion attack, Ezzie claimed, was an everyday occurrence in the jungle. What you had to do to survive was wait until the last moment, until the lion was upon you, and then you had to ram your arm all the way down the lion's throat. This would choke him and make him helpless. It was bound to be a little unpleasant, Ezzie admitted, to be up to your shoulder in lion, but that couldn't be helped.

"Is the Tarzan movie any good?" his mother asked from the kitchen.

"No." He reached out with his foot and turned off the television. He sighed. Nothing could take his mind off Marv Hammerman for long.

"If it makes you feel any better," his mother said, "Teddy Roosevelt had the same problem. I saw it on television. Boys used to pick on him and chase him."

"No, it doesn't," he said. He waited a minute and then asked, "What did Teddy Roosevelt do about it?"

"Well, as I remember it, Teddy's father got him a gymnasium and Teddy exercised and got strong and nobody ever picked on him again."


"Of course, it wasn't the same as—"

"Don't bother getting me a gymnasium."

"Now, Benjie, I didn't—"

"Unless you know of some exerciser that gives instant muscles." He thought about it for a minute. He would go out, exerciser in his pocket, and say, "Here I am, Hammerman." Then, just when Hammerman was stepping toward him, he would whip out the exerciser, pump it once, and muscles would pop out all over his body like balloons.

"Well, you'll handle it," his mother said. "In a few weeks you'll look back on this and laugh."


He lay with his eyes closed, trying to remember some more of the old ways he and Ezzie knew to survive life's greatest emergencies.

Emergency Three—Unexpected Charge of an Enraged Bull. Bulls have a blind spot in the center of their vision, so when being charged by a bull, you try to line yourself up with this blind spot.

"Fat people can't do it, Mouse," Ezzie had told him. "That's why you never see any fat bullfighters. You and I can. We just turn sideways like this, see, get in the blind spot and wait."

He could remember exactly how Ezzie had looked, waiting sideways in the blind spot of the imaginary bull. "And there's one other thing," Ezzie had added. "It will probably work for a rhinoceros too."

Emergency Four—Crocodile Attack. When attacked by a crocodile, prop a stick in its mouth and the crocodile is helpless.

At one time this had been his own favorite emergency. He had spent a lot of time dreaming of tricking crocodiles. He had imagined himself a tornado in the water, handing out the sticks like party favors. "Take that and that and that!" The stunned crocodiles, mouths propped open, had dragged themselves away. For the rest of their lives they had avoided children with sticks in their hands. "Hey, no!" his dream crocodiles had cried, "Let that kid alone. He's got sticks, man, sticks!"

Abruptly he turned his head toward the sofa. The smile which had come to his face when he had remembered the crocodiles now faded. He pulled a thread in the slip cover. The material began to pucker, and he stopped pulling and smoothed it out. Then he took a pencil from his pocket and wrote in tiny letters on the wall PULL THREAD IN CASE OF BOREDOM and drew a little arrow to the sofa.

The words blurred suddenly, and he let the pencil drop behind the sofa. He lay back down. Hammerman was in his mind again, and he closed his eyes. He tried hard to think of the days when he and Ezzie had been ready to handle crocodiles and bulls, quicksand and lions. It seemed a long time ago.


"HEY MOUSE!" It was Ezzie.

He got up from the sofa quickly and went to the window. "What?" he called back.

"Come on down."

His mother said in the kitchen, "You've got to eat."

"I've got to eat, Ezzie."

"Well, hurry up. I'll wait."

He stood at the window and watched Ezzie sit down on the steps. The dog had finished with his Cracker Jacks and was now sitting in front of Ezzie, looking at him hopefully. The smell of chicken and noodles was coming from one of the windows, and the dog thought it was coming from Ezzie. The dog wanted some chicken and noodles so badly that his nose had started to run.

Ezzie patted the dog once. "I haven't got anything," he told him. "And quit looking at me." Once the dog had looked at Ezzie so long that Ezzie had gone in the house and fixed him a deviled egg sandwich. "I haven't got anything," Ezzie said again and turned his head away. Ezzie had named the dog Garbage Dog because of his eating habits. "Go on." Slowly Garbage Dog got up. He circled once like a radar finder and then began slowly to move in the direction of the chicken and noodles.

"Come to supper," Mouse's mother called. He went into the kitchen where his mother was putting the food on the table. She sat down, spread a paper napkin on her lap and said,

"Why doesn't Ezzie help you with those boys?"


"Why doesn't Ezzie help you fight those boys?" she repeated, nodding her head toward the window.

"Oh, Mom."

"I mean it. If there were two of you, then those boys would think twice before—"

"Oh, Mom!" He bent over his plate and began to smash his lima beans with his fork. He thought about it for a moment, of stepping in front of Marv Hammerman and Tony Lionni and the boy in the black sweat shirt and saying in a cool voice, "I think I'd better warn you that I've got my friend with me."

"Who's your friend?"

"This is my friend." At that Ezzie would step out from the shadows and stand with him. Marv Hammerman would look at them, sizing them up, the two of them, this duo his mother had created for strength. Then with a faint smile Hammerman would reach out, grab them up like cymbals and clang them together. When Hammerman set them down they would twang for forty-five minutes before they could stumble off.

"Well, I know what I'm talking about, that's all," his mother said. "If you could get Ezzie to help you—"

"All right, Mom, I'll ask him."

He ate four lima beans and looked at his mother. "Is that enough? I'm not hungry."


He thought he was going to choke. Emergency Five—Being Choked by a Boa Constrictor. When you were being strangled by a boa constrictor, Ezzie had said, what you had to do was taunt the boa constrictor and get him to bite you instead of strangle you. His bite, Ezzie admitted, was a little painful but the strangulation was worse.

This had seemed a first-rate survival measure at the time. Now he had trouble imagining him and Ezzie in the jungle being squeezed by the boa constrictor. He tried to imagine Ezzie's face, pink and earnest, above the boa constrictor's loop. He tried to hear Ezzie's voice taunting, "Sure you can strangle, but can you bite? Let's see you try to bite us!"

"Hey, Mouse, you coming?" Ezzie had opened the door to the hall now, and his voice came up the stairs as if through a megaphone.

"I'll eat the rest later," Mouse said. He was already out of his chair, moving toward the door.

"Oh, all right," his mother said, "go on."

He ran quickly out of the apartment and down the stairs. Ezzie was waiting for him outside, sitting down. As soon as he saw Mouse, Ezzie got up and said, "Hey, what happened? Where'd you go after school?"

Mouse said, "Hammerman's after me."

Ezzie's pink mouth formed a perfect O. He didn't say anything, but his breath came out in a long sympathetic wheeze. Finally he said, "Marv Hammerman?" even though he knew there was only one Hammerman in the world, just as there had been only one Hitler.


"Is after you?"

Mouse nodded, sunk in misery. He could see Marv Hammerman. He came up in Mouse's mind the way monsters do in horror movies, big and powerful, with the same cold, unreal eyes. It was the eyes Mouse really feared. One look from those eyes, he thought, just one look of a certain length—about three seconds—and you knew you were his next victim.

"What did you do?" Ezzie asked. "Or did you do anything?"

At least, Mouse thought, Ezzie understood that. If you were Marv Hammerman, you didn't need a reason. He sat down on the steps and squinted up at Ezzie. "I did something," he said.

"What?" Ezzie asked. His tongue flicked out and in so quickly it didn't even moisten his lips. "What'd you do? You bump into him or something?"

Mouse shook his head.

"Well, what?"

Mouse said, "You know that big chart in the upstairs hall at school?"

"What'd you say? I can't even hear you, Mouse. You're muttering." Ezzie bent closer. "Look at me. Now what did you say?"

Mouse looked up, still squinting. He said, "You know that big chart outside the history room? In the hall?"

"Chart?" Ezzie said blankly. "What chart, Mouse?"

"This chart takes up the whole wall, Ez, how could you miss it? It's a chart about early man, and it shows man's progress up from the apes, the side view of all those different kinds of prehistoric men, like Cro-Magnon man and Homo erectus. That chart."

"Oh, yeah, I saw it, so go on."

Mouse could see that Ezzie was eager for him to get on to the good part, the violence. He slumped. He wet his lips. He said, "Well, when I was passing this chart on my way out of history—and I don't know why I did this—I really don't. When I was passing this chart, Ez, on my way to math—" He swallowed, almost choking on his spit. "When I was passing this chart, Ez, I took my pencil and I wrote Marv Hammerman's name on the bottom of the chart and then I drew an arrow to the picture of Neanderthal man."

"What?" Ezzie cried. "What?" He could not seem to take it in. Mouse knew that Ezzie had been prepared to sympathize with an accident. He had almost been the victim of one of those himself. One day at school Ezzie had reached for the handle on the water fountain a second ahead of Marv Hammerman. If Ezzie hadn't glanced up just in time, seen Hammerman and said quickly, "Go ahead, I'm not thirsty," then this sagging figure on the steps might be him. "What did you do it for, Mouse?"

"I don't know."

"You crazy or something?"

"I don't know."

"Marv Hammerman!" Ezzie sighed. It was a mournful sound that seemed to have come from a culture used to sorrow. "Anybody else in the school would have been better. I would rather have the principal after me than Marv Hammerman."


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Betsy Byars began her writing career rather late in life. "In all of my school years, . . . not one single teacher ever said to me, 'Perhaps you should consider becoming a writer,'" Byars recalls. "Anyway, I didn't want to be a writer. Writing seemed boring. You sat in a room all day by yourself and typed. If I was going to be a writer at all, I was going to be a foreign correspondent like Claudette Colbert in Arise My Love. I would wear smashing hats, wisecrack with the guys, and have a byline known round the world. My father wanted me to be a mathematician." So Byars set out to become mathematician, but when she couldn't grasp calculus in college, she turned to English. Even then, writing was not on her immediate horizon.

First, she married and started a family. The writing career didn't emerge until she was 28, a mother of two children, and living in a small place she called the barracks apartment, in Urbana, Illinois. She and her husband, Ed, had moved there in 1956 so he could attend graduate school at the University of Illinois. She was bored, had no friends, and so turned to writing to fill her time. Byars started writing articles for The Saturday Evening Post, Look,and other magazines. As her family grew and her children started to read, she began to write books for young people and, fortunately for her readers, discovered that there was more to being a writer than sitting in front of a typewriter.

"Making up stories and characters is so interesting that I'm never bored. Each book has been a different writing experience. It takes me about a year to write a book, but I spend another year thinking about it, polishing it, and making improvements. I always put something of myself into my books — something that happened to me. Once a wanderer came by my house and showed me how to brush my teeth with a cherry twig; that went in The House of Wingscopyright © 2000 by Penguin Putnam Books for Young Readers. All rights reserved.

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18th Emergency 5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 3 reviews.
Guest More than 1 year ago
The title of the story is The 18th Emergency. The author of the book is Betsy Byars. The setting the story is a Friday in August. The main character are Mouse Fawley and Marv Hammerman. Mouse is a 11-year boy who is scared of being beat up by the bully Marv because Mouse had wrote Marv's name next to a picture of a prehistoric man. Throughout the story Mouse and his good friend, Ezzie, make up these silly emergency rules encase they happen to get rapped up in things like werewolves, vampires, killer whales, and crocodiles. So far Ezzie and Mouse made up 17 emergencies but Mouse's little problem with Marv makes it number 18. The theme for the story is treat others as you would treat yourself and you won't have to worry being beat up by bullies. This book would receive 5 stars because there is a lot of conflict between Mouse and Marv and how Mouse prepares for the beating of his life.
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Guest More than 1 year ago
Again I thought the book was very exciting and cool, but they used the name Ezzie a little too much.I like her books alot and I am going to read more of her books. I am thinkin of reading The Pinballs by Betsy Byers. Her books are fun.