2002 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Daily Boxed Calendar

2002 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Daily Boxed Calendar

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by Cal 2002, Kathryn Petras
     
 

Nuts. Entertaining. Laugh-out-loud funny. It's clear why this calendar is the most giftable, most pleasurable, and strangest. Share the baffling bombast, hysterical malapropisms, muddled metaphors, and just shockingly stupid statements of sports stars, singers, actors, and, of course, politicians. Plus enlightening newspaper headlines: "Study Finds Sex,

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Nuts. Entertaining. Laugh-out-loud funny. It's clear why this calendar is the most giftable, most pleasurable, and strangest. Share the baffling bombast, hysterical malapropisms, muddled metaphors, and just shockingly stupid statements of sports stars, singers, actors, and, of course, politicians. Plus enlightening newspaper headlines: "Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link." And helpful advice from a chain saw manual: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9780761122180
Publisher:
Workman Publishing Company, Inc.
Publication date:
08/01/2001
Edition description:
PAGE/DAY
Product dimensions:
5.04(w) x 6.10(h) x 1.88(d)

Read an Excerpt

April 6, 2002 - ON GREAT MOMENTS IN POLITICAL SPEECHES: Unfortunately, the people of Louisiana are not racists. - Vice President Dan Quayle
April 28, 2002 - ON PLAYERS WHO'LL PROBABLY WIND UP ON THE DISABLED LIST: He's one of the hardest workers on this team. He's had his ear to the grindstone all season." - sportscaster Mike Shannon
August 27, 2002 - ON VERY GOOD ADVICE: From now on, whenever you talk to you, keep your mouth shut. - movie mogul Sam Goldwyn to writers during a script conference
September 11, 2002 - ON FREEBIES, COSTLY: FREE $2 CATALOG! - magazine advertisement (thanks to David Thompson)

Meet the Author

Ross and Kathryn Petras, sister and brother, are great curators of quotes whose calendar, The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said, has sold over 4.6 million copies. Ross Petras lives in Toronto.

Kathryn and Ross Petras, sister and brother, are great curators of quotes whose calendar, The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said, has sold over 4.6 million copies. Kathryn Petras lives in Seattle.

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2002 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Daily Boxed Calendar 4 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 1 reviews.
Guest More than 1 year ago
If you like getting a laugh a day, you will certainly enjoy this. I ordered one for myself and have already begun to read it, well before the New Year. I started laughing and didn't stop. There is a great cross-section of humor here. My personal favorites are the very bizarre typos that appear in newspapers and, of course, the quotes from politicians. On the flip side, for serious and truly thought-provoking wisdom I have been enjoying a little book by Taro Gold called 'Open Your Mind, Open Your Life.'