2002 Days and Nights of Sex

2002 Days and Nights of Sex

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by Richard Smith
     
 

Make the most of your sex life every month of the year

  • By America's funniest writer on sex and bestselling author of The Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss During Sex, this hysterical compilation of 365 Days & Nights of Sex Page-A-Day(r) Calendars makes the perfect companion, bed-side or otherwise.
  • It makes a great gift for newlyweds as well as silver
  • Overview

    Make the most of your sex life every month of the year

  • By America's funniest writer on sex and bestselling author of The Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss During Sex, this hysterical compilation of 365 Days & Nights of Sex Page-A-Day(r) Calendars makes the perfect companion, bed-side or otherwise.
  • It makes a great gift for newlyweds as well as silver anniversary couples.
  • Organized by month of the year, this book provides entertaining advice and amusing pillowtalk. Ways to get your partner's attention, ideas for a romantic lunchtime rendezvous, and morning, noon and evening romance tips offer fresh ideas and tasteful humor, that will leave you, your lover and everyone you confide in laughing.
  • 2002 Days & Nights of Sex provides readers with clever and witty tidbits, sexual horoscope readings, recipes, decorating advice, travel suggestions, musical requests and fashion pointers. Fun intimacy tests measure passion, jealousy, relationships, dating and marriage.

  • Product Details

    ISBN-13:
    9781579120450
    Publisher:
    Black Dog & Leventhal Publishers, Inc.
    Publication date:
    01/10/1998
    Pages:
    662
    Product dimensions:
    5.74(w) x 8.50(h) x 2.07(d)

    Read an Excerpt

    After-Sex Etiquette

    Say something complimentary like:

    - Was it good for you, too? or

    - What's a nice person like you doing in a bed like this?

    Offer to do something special for your partner like:

    - Make coffee.

    - Take out the garbage.

    - Feel around on the floor for her contact lens.

    - Ring for the nurse.

    Volunteer to make:

    - The bed.

    - Dinner reservations.

    Rest Advisory for Marathon Lovers

    When you feel overwhelmed by too much sex, take a 10-minute break and:

    - Compose your thoughts.

    - Leaf through your favorite cookbook.

    - Rearrange your closets.

    - Make that phone call to a shut-in aunt.

    - Catch up on your sleep.

    - Do the laundry.

    - Finish your needlepoint.

    Advice for Cautious Lovers

    Four warning signs of sexual enfeeblement:

    - Decreased aversion to airline food

    - Equipment failure

    - Early retirement

    - Computer worship

    Excerpted from 2002 Days & Nights of Sex. Copyright (c) 1998 by Richard Smith. Reprinted by permission of BD&L.

    Meet the Author

    Richard Smith weighs even less than he did in 1978 when he wrote the original, bestselling Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss During Sex. And he has not given up carbohydrates.

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    2002 Days and Nights of Sex 5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 1 reviews.
    Guest More than 1 year ago
    it was a verry helpful book in my sex life