Montezuma returns just in time to prevent the end of the world as predicted by the Mayan calendar… As he said, “Bean there, done that…”
Yes, the world as we know it will end on December 21st, 2012, just like the Mayan calendar predicted.
No, it won’t be a result of nuclear war or a pandemic of some strange avian flu. The end of the planet won’t be caused by SUVs pouring exhaust into the air, aerosol cans or non-recyclable grocery bags. No space aliens are coming to eat us and the planet isn’t going to reverse its magnetic fields and flip over in space like a big, blue flapjack.
We all laughed at the cow flatulence folks, at the very idea of cow farts destroying the world, but we completely underestimated the goats…