From the authors of The Stupidest Things Ever Said Book of All-Time Stupidest Top Ten Lists, the 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said calendar is a hilarious roundup of famous people—sports stars, politicians, entertainers—saying really dumb things. The absurdly out of touch: “I’ve always lived very frugally. I flew around on a private jet. I have a boat. But I always lived frugally,” (billionaire financier Allen Stanford). The jaw-droppingly dense: “How did you guys run so slowly in that opening Baywatch scene . . . you know, where you were running down the beach?” (Jessica Simpson to Pamela Anderson). Plus ineffective window signage (Everyday High Price!), odd résumés (Qualifications: twin sister has accounting degree), unnecessary mattress warning labels (Do not attempt to swallow), and more.