2013 Butter My Butt And Call Me A Biscuit!: And Other Country Sayings Box Calendar

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Overview

Everyone is an expert these days. And even when they've got nothin' to say, they say it. So when the tweets grow tiresome, head back to the commonsense wisdom of the good ol' days. Each full-color page of the countrified Butter My Butt And Call Me A Biscuit! 2013 Day-to-Day Calendar imparts a time-tested nugget of truth guaranteed to make even the most jaded among us crack a smile. Here are some examples:

* When things aren't going your way, you might say . . . If it was rainin' soup, they'd hand me a fork.

* To ...

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Overview

Everyone is an expert these days. And even when they've got nothin' to say, they say it. So when the tweets grow tiresome, head back to the commonsense wisdom of the good ol' days. Each full-color page of the countrified Butter My Butt And Call Me A Biscuit! 2013 Day-to-Day Calendar imparts a time-tested nugget of truth guaranteed to make even the most jaded among us crack a smile. Here are some examples:

* When things aren't going your way, you might say . . . If it was rainin' soup, they'd hand me a fork.

* To a friend who was complaining about his day, you might say . . . You woke up breathin', so it ain't a complete loss.

* She's nuttier than a squirrel's cheeks in October.

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781449415808
  • Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
  • Publication date: 1/31/2012
  • Pages: 640
  • Product dimensions: 5.50 (w) x 5.40 (h) x 1.80 (d)

Meet the Author

Allan Zullo is the author or coauthor of nearly 100 nonfiction books, including the books in the best-selling Amazing But True series. He lives in Fairview, North Carolina.

Gene Cheek, a born and bred Tar Heel, lives in Swannanoa, North Carolina.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 21, 2013

    Very Punny!!!

    I purchased the hardcover edition of this title by these authors. In addtion to the puns it also offered short stories. I and my son both enjoyed reading the book. It is a great and easy fun read for laughs and witicism. I look forward to purchasing the e-calendar for an electronic version to carry and enjoy at anytime. I hope to see more work like this.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 24, 2012

    Cute!

    Cute phrases with common sense. Now some of the phrases my grandpa used to say make more sense. I recommened it for a good chuckle and some snappy one-liners.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 2, 2012

    Fun

    Cute

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