202 Best One Liners [NOOK Book]

Overview

Here's 202 of the world's Best One Liner Jokes. Here's a couple to sample:

"I have a kind of paranoia in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy."

"Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river."

"There are two kinds of people who ...
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202 Best One Liners

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Overview

Here's 202 of the world's Best One Liner Jokes. Here's a couple to sample:

"I have a kind of paranoia in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy."

"Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river."

"There are two kinds of people who don't say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot."
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940012219923
  • Publisher: Cherry Lane Ebooks
  • Publication date: 3/19/2011
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 206,831
  • File size: 105 KB

Customer Reviews

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 30, 2012

    Nice

    I enjoyed it. Some of the jokes i couldnt really understand.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 12, 2012

    :( horible

    On joke waz funny ... this is sooo crude and stupid. DONT BUY

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 25, 2011

    Funny...

    I guess they are funny but i dont think its worth it to buy it... make sure to read the preview first before you buy it!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 13, 2011

    Don't bother

    Mispellings,very few original jokes, ended at page 8 instead of 13????????? Will see management for a refund.


    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 30, 2013

    Ed and Kait

    Are carried to the twins room

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 30, 2013

    Asher

    Leaves tolive with his friend Piper on the streets.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 29, 2013

    Kirsten

    Kay.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 18, 2013

    PLEASE READ MY REVIEW

    FIND THE LOWERCASE N AND YOUR CRUSH WILL ASK YOU OUT.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmBy the way book was terrible

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 2, 2013

    Bad

    Bad sampel

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 3, 2013

    Raven

    Follows the others.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 1, 2013

    Shadow

    He curled up by his mother

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 5, 2013

    Night

    Opened one eye very slowly.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 2, 2013

    The little girl to the wolf

    I have to leave. Maybe if my life chages i can come visit. By fir now. Thank yiy for everything. * she walks away slowly.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 29, 2012

    Lennox

    Im at th first result but ur not

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 29, 2012

    Nettle

    "Maxine?"

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 29, 2012

    Kittens and snake

    Need names. The two kittens are twins.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 2, 2013

    Jade

    She spots Maxine and walks over to her

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 10, 2013

    Frost

    Sleeps ina corrner

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 9, 2012

    Tip

    Any time you see a book of 202 things for .99, it's not going to be amazing. Just saying.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 7, 2012

    Thank you so much

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    I love this book becuase it is very cool so thank you for all of it

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