202 Funny Quotes for Facebook [NOOK Book]

Overview

202 very Funny Quotes for your Facebook Status. It's a blast to read even if you don't use Facebook, Twitter or My Space. A few quotes:

"By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates

"You can lead a horse to water but you have a heck of a time drowning him!" ...
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202 Funny Quotes for Facebook

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Overview

202 very Funny Quotes for your Facebook Status. It's a blast to read even if you don't use Facebook, Twitter or My Space. A few quotes:

"By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates

"You can lead a horse to water but you have a heck of a time drowning him!"
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940012067418
  • Publisher: Cherry Lane Ebooks
  • Publication date: 1/27/2011
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 605,675
  • File size: 146 KB

Customer Reviews

Average Rating 2.5
( 38 )
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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 5, 2011

    Not that funny

    I seriously think who ever wrote this book and gathered the jokes must have a really bad sense of humor. So that's why I give this book 1 star.

    6 out of 9 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 19, 2011

    Free trial suced

    Only2 pages no jokes

    4 out of 8 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted July 4, 2011

    Very bad

    Very, very bad

    4 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 19, 2012

    Bad!

    Terrible...dont buy..to bad the lowest ranking i can give is 1 star...more like 0!!

    3 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 23, 2012

    Dont buy i got joke..

    Hey did u hear about that kidnapping.... well he woke up

    U might be a redneck if ur working tv sits on ur non working tv.

    Yo mama so dumb she got ran over buy a parked car. Ha

    Y did the blonde die raking leaves.... she fell out of the tree

    New ones to come soon

    2 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 5, 2012

    I got a joke

    Yo mamma so dirty,when she did a split she left a stain on the floor

    2 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 6, 2011

    bad

    i didnt like it

    2 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 26, 2012

    PROBLEM!

    Some of the quotes are cute! I posted about 4 on twitter and then the book blocked me from sharing any other quote. That's a kick in the pants! I cannot even copy & paste a quote.
    I wasted 98 cents!! It's worth the 2 with that negative feature.
    BE WARNED!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 18, 2012

    Not worth it

    They ernt even funny not worth your money or time doesnt even deserve a star

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 22, 2011

    Okay quotes, but they aren't funny

    So not funny

    1 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 5, 2011

    Horable

    The worst any body tried to pass as jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 19, 2013

    STUPID

    Not worth ur money!!!!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 29, 2012

    Very well enjoyed

    Ya

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 24, 2012

    Boring:-/

    I only got the sample and it was kind of boring to me.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 15, 2012

    Oooooohhh

    Now i get why its only 99¿. Cause it sucks!!!!!!!!! :( -idiot...

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 23, 2012

    Funny

    Had some funny stuff.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 1, 2012

    Sucked

    This book sucks. Dont buy it, its not worth $0.99.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 25, 2012

    Dont buy

    This is soooo not worth your money

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 15, 2012

    To sex

    Wth wat is wrong with u ppl and sayin stuff like tha

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 1, 2012

    Dont buy it

    It kuar makes u buy it it a rype off

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