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ENJOY THE MOST HILARIOUS QUOTES OF ALL TIME
Presenting the best of the best from AllGreatQuotes.com, this uproarious volume features gems on every topic, from sex and money to spouses and politics. Bringing together clever remarks from celebrities, politicians, thinkers, comedians and generally funny people, this collection of snappy quotes will leave you in hysterics.

• God gave man a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time.
— Robin Williams
• Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
— Spike Milligan
• Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
— Oscar Wilde
• The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!
— Homer Simpson
• When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his fi rst name was “Always.”
— Rita Rudner
• Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
— George Burns

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  • ISBN-13: 9781569759752
  • Publisher: Ulysses Press
  • Publication date: 8/16/2011
  • Pages: 384
  • Sales rank: 606,398
  • Product dimensions: 5.50 (w) x 8.40 (h) x 1.10 (d)

Meet the Author

Tom Corr is a web publisher, journalist and former regional newspaper editor living in Ireland. He has worked for Ireland's Independent News & Media and UK-based Johnston Press. He operates one of the world's most visited quotes sites, www.allgreatquotes.com, which inspires 3 million visitors monthly.

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  • Posted September 21, 2011

    Some of the funniest words of wisdom through the ages!

    This is an incredibly extensive compilation of funny and witty quotes from philosophers, actors, politicians, writers, and other notable people through the ages (even Homer Simpson!) Don't let the title fool you, there are actually over 2,500 quotes included in this monster. No topic is safe from scrutiny; you'll find quotes about parenting, politics, relationships, business, religion, drinking, and much, much more. Mr. Corr has managed to pack almost six millenia worth of wisdom into one hilarious collection that everyone will enjoy.

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