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The 2,320 Funniest Quotes: The Most Hilarious Quips and One-Liners from allgreatquotes.com
     

The 2,320 Funniest Quotes: The Most Hilarious Quips and One-Liners from allgreatquotes.com

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by Tom Corr
 

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ENJOY THE MOST HILARIOUS QUOTES OF ALL TIME
Presenting the best of the best from AllGreatQuotes.com, this uproarious volume features gems on every topic, from sex and money to spouses and politics. Bringing together clever remarks from celebrities, politicians, thinkers, comedians and generally funny people, this collection of snappy quotes will leave you

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ENJOY THE MOST HILARIOUS QUOTES OF ALL TIME
Presenting the best of the best from AllGreatQuotes.com, this uproarious volume features gems on every topic, from sex and money to spouses and politics. Bringing together clever remarks from celebrities, politicians, thinkers, comedians and generally funny people, this collection of snappy quotes will leave you in hysterics.

• God gave man a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time.
— Robin Williams
• Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
— Spike Milligan
• Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
— Oscar Wilde
• The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!
— Homer Simpson
• When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his fi rst name was “Always.”
— Rita Rudner
• Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
— George Burns

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781569759752
Publisher:
Ulysses Press
Publication date:
08/16/2011
Pages:
384
Product dimensions:
5.50(w) x 8.40(h) x 1.10(d)

Meet the Author

Tom Corr is a web publisher, journalist and former regional newspaper editor living in Ireland. He has worked for Ireland's Independent News & Media and UK-based Johnston Press. He operates one of the world's most visited quotes sites, www.allgreatquotes.com, which inspires 3 million visitors monthly.

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The 2,320 Funniest Quotes: The Most Hilarious Quips and One-Liners from allgreatquotes.com 5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 2 reviews.
NatoshaM More than 1 year ago
I absolutely love quotes, they tend to make me think of how true that topic is and a nicer way to say it. Something meaningful is what I get when I read a quote. So when I read a few of these, I knew this book was great! The quotes are interesting and just something that makes me think more. I found some of the quotes to be funny, so true and makes me want to make a few quotes of my own. I really love one by Homer Simpson. "Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kids with fake IDs." Homer Simpson, on The Simpsons That one really was funny, cause I love the show and the best part is the book is packed with different familiar people that have quotes to share. Finally, I would highly recommend this book to anyone who loves a little laugh, a little inspiration and something to maybe make you wonder.
JonPKibble More than 1 year ago
This is an incredibly extensive compilation of funny and witty quotes from philosophers, actors, politicians, writers, and other notable people through the ages (even Homer Simpson!) Don't let the title fool you, there are actually over 2,500 quotes included in this monster. No topic is safe from scrutiny; you'll find quotes about parenting, politics, relationships, business, religion, drinking, and much, much more. Mr. Corr has managed to pack almost six millenia worth of wisdom into one hilarious collection that everyone will enjoy.