3650 Jokes, Puns and Riddles

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A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF JOKES, PUNS AND RIDDLES.

ZANY. WACKY. DUMB. HILARIOUS.

A QUIP FOR EVERY OCCASION. A PUN FOR EVERY PREDICAMENT.

A KNEE-SLAPPER FOR EVERY COMEDY NEED.

Crime victim: Oh, please don't take my wedding ring. It has only...

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Overview


A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF JOKES, PUNS AND RIDDLES.

ZANY. WACKY. DUMB. HILARIOUS.

A QUIP FOR EVERY OCCASION. A PUN FOR EVERY PREDICAMENT.

A KNEE-SLAPPER FOR EVERY COMEDY NEED.

Crime victim: Oh, please don't take my wedding ring. It has only sentimental value.

Robber: That's okay. I'm a sentimental guy.

What's an insomniac, dyslexic, agnostic? Someone who stays awake all night wondering if there's a dog.

Psychiatry has helped me tremendously. Five years ago when the phone rang, I wouldn't answer it...today I answer it whether it rings or not.

What did one cabinetmaker say to the other?

We have to find some time for our shelves.

My husband's so dumb, he saves burned-out light bulbs to use in his darkroom.

What did the island-gobbling sea monster say? These islands aren't phillipine me up; I want samoa tahiti.

SURGEON'S SILLINESS WARNING: Dumb Jokes Are Addictive And Often Cause Fits of Uncontrollable Laughter.

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781579120870
  • Publisher: Black Dog & Leventhal Publishers, Inc.
  • Publication date: 9/28/1999
  • Pages: 543
  • Product dimensions: 5.75 (w) x 8.30 (h) x 1.75 (d)

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Crime victim: Oh, please don't take my wedding ring. It has only sentimental value.
Robber: That's okay. I'm a sentimental guy.

What's an insomniac, dyslexic, agnostic? Someone who stays awake all night wondering if there's a dog.

Psychiatry has helped me tremendously. Five years ago when the phone rang, I wouldn't answer it...today I answer it whether it rings or not.

What did one cabinetmaker say to the other?
We have to find some time for our shelves.

My husband's so dumb, he saves burned-out light bulbs to use in his darkroom.

What did the island-gobbling sea monster say? These islands aren't phillipine me up; I want samoa tahiti.

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Table of Contents


High Technology

Word Play

Modern Romance

Bad Medicine

Not Smart

Mmm-mm...Food

Insults

The Supernatural

The Working World

Money

Games & Recreation

Music & the Performing Arts

Family Fun

Crime & Punishment

History

How Hot Was It?

Nature & the Farm

Animal Kingdom

Aging

TV, Movies & Pop Culture

Religion

Politics

Stop Me If You've Heard This One

Seasonal Laughs

Not Found in Webster's

Silly Signs & Slogans

Classifieds

Knock Knock...

Bonus One-Liners

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 14, 2011

    Incredibly hilarious i laughed.mu head off

    This book includes jokes puns and riddles for all ages that are hilarios and i could not believe that they were 3650 jokes in this book. I even shared some of the jokes at the thanksgiving table!.......READ IT NOW!!!!!!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 11, 2014

    Morgan

    Why am I here?

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 11, 2014

    Hello?

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 7, 2013

    Great

    THIS IS THE BEST BOOK EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 16, 2013

    To how do we delete samples

    Right next to the box share it will say archive press on that and it will go away

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 2, 2012

    Awesome

    This book was good and everyone i told the jokes to laughed their heads off

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 30, 2012

    Decent

    This book was decent but nothing overly funny.

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    Posted April 15, 2012

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 11, 2011

    Bad

    I got the sample. It was so bad i didnt want to buy it

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 3, 2006

    GREAT BOOK AND FUNNY TOO.

    I love to laugh and I like jokes and riddles. I wish their will be alot of jokes and riddles books for Adult and Kids of all ages.

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