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50 Best Ever One-Liner Jokes [NOOK Book]

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I have always found short one-liners the cleverest form of comedy; the way they can garner a laugh with just a few words inspires my untold admiration for those who make it an art form.

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50 Best Ever One-Liner Jokes

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Overview

I have always found short one-liners the cleverest form of comedy; the way they can garner a laugh with just a few words inspires my untold admiration for those who make it an art form.

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940045591096
  • Publisher: Mike Francis
  • Publication date: 1/18/2014
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 15,551
  • File size: 163 KB

Meet the Author

AUDIENCE BAITING, INSULT & ROAST COMEDY 'ONE-LINERS'.Mike Francis, born in Manchester, UK, an entertainer and prolific comedy script-writer lives in Benidorm, Spain, where he also works on numerous writing and editing projects. His comedy writing appears regularly in genre markets worldwide and he is a winner of numerous awards for his work.Mike's love of people, whether it's face-to-face behind his Bar in Benidorm or on stage with a microphone, led him to the conclusion that he needed to share what he has learned to inspire others in having as much fun as he has. Today, Mike writes his books because the inspiration for sharing is overwhelming and he knows that showing others how to make more friends and influence people will always be a good thing.Comedian Mike's new book 'to inspire others', is loaded with flirty lines, funny Insults, cheeky quips and idle banter, Mike said "workplace or stage, just memorise a few lines and have a laugh, this isn't rocket science!"After more than 30 years as a professional Entertainer, Mike decided to share what he knows about stand-up audience baiting and roast humor ...with everyone and his scripts are, for the first time, available via Smashwords and Amazon.Recent titles include; Cocky Humor, Office Quips' and Best Of Stand-Up. 'Confidence & Wit' is a snippet of his on-going academic collaboration on confidence, alpha dominance and bullying which is soon to be released as a serious but humorous sociological study.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 9, 2014

    Iol

    The book is so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuume

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 17, 2014

    Ha.

    Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. This book. Was funny. I loved. How there. Was a. Category called. "Derrogatory". As if. The entire. Book wasn't. Derrogatory.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 18, 2014

    I want it but

    I want it but my mom leave to a doctor apointment and she was late to it.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 3, 2014

    Good but short :-/ :-!

    Too short but funny jokes

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 24, 2014

    Umm. JD

    I don't think he even knows what a one-liner is. (And it's barely legible as the grammar is atrocious.)

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 23, 2014

    Good

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 10, 2014

    BAD DON'T BUY THIS

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT IS MEAN

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 22, 2014

    These jokes...

    Aren't even funny. They're just mean.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 12, 2014

    Click here

    Short and stupid
    The jokes arent even funny

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 27, 2014

    Quick

    Quick and funny. A great teaser to the work of this author. I enjoyed this book a lot.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 21, 2014

    You are right who ever said ohhhhhhhhhh what a relife it is

    Funny

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 9, 2014

    Yeaaa

    Cool book. Nice one-liners.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 2, 2014

    danieljshirley@comcast.net

    Daniel Shirley

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 29, 2014

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

    What a relief it is

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 2, 2014

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