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50 Best Jokes Ever [NOOK Book]

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Love jokes? Here's 50 of the best! All your favorites including the best "Yo Mama" jokes, "Knock, Knock" jokes and more ...

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50 Best Jokes Ever

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Overview

Love jokes? Here's 50 of the best! All your favorites including the best "Yo Mama" jokes, "Knock, Knock" jokes and more ...

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940044773943
  • Publisher: Quikees
  • Publication date: 8/8/2012
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 2,223
  • File size: 161 KB

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 2, 2013

    Insulting 2 blondies.

    The blond jokes were really hurtful. If U think the blond jokes were rude & hurtful PLZ like this review.

    304 out of 559 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 14, 2013

    K

    I did not buy this book because there were only like 5 positve reviews out of the 100 that I read. But there were some kinda stupid reviews.
    1. For all you blondes, don't take those jokes so hard. I mean, I guess they can be a little steriotypical, but still.
    2. Also for you blondes, if you really hate those jokes and you wanna prove that you ARE infact smarter, then at least spell things correctly.
    3. You guys, that book might be bad, but don't cuss about it! I saw a review with 6 cuss words in it.
    4. Please don't reply to just one person. This isn't youtube! You can't press the reply button. Either review the book, or a whole groups review.
    If you agree with this, please click yes!

    188 out of 212 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 4, 2012

    Did i get the wrong book?

    I thought i got fifty best jokes, not worst. There was maybe one good joke. A waste of time!!

    113 out of 154 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 17, 2012

    Blonde jokes

    I really love this book but when i got to the blonde jokesi felt very affended because i am a blonde. I think they should not have invented the blonde jokes. They are mean. Imagine that your hair color was made into a joke then you pick up a joke book and you start reading then you get to the jokes about your hair color. How would you feel if that happend to you? The person who invented the blonde jokes should take them away it is very mean and cruel. Think of other people and how they feel they get an awesome joke book start reading it then find out it has blonde jokes in them witch are not true but very mean and hurtful. So please if you ate the one who onvented those jokes you might be getting a lot of money from this but you should really stop making them. Please stop making them i beg you not to and to take back all the blonde jokes where no one can read about the blonde jokes ever again. Please. Please. Please stop doing the jokes and do what i said. PLEASE LISTEN TO ME. PLEASE STOP MAKING THE BLONDE JOKES THEY ARE VERY HURTFUL TO US BLONDEIES. THANK YOU!

    109 out of 255 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 1, 2012

    Best?????????????

    I would've laughed harder if i couldnt read

    84 out of 112 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 6, 2013

    0

    I give the book 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000stars if you agree with me tap yes

    71 out of 109 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 6, 2012

    Seriously?!

    Hahahaha.......not. so stupid

    59 out of 91 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 22, 2012

    Kill me now...

    oh wait the book alrety did. Its so funny i forgot to laugh. THE BOOK IS SO, SUPER, VERY STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER READ THIS BOOK,EVER!!!!!!!!!!3:)

    48 out of 79 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 5, 2013

    TERRIBLE

    These are probably the WORST 50 jokes ever ( Unless you are
    3-5 years old). The first joke was, Why did the chicken cross the road? (The awnser was to get to the other side, but you probably already knew that)! I mean really I am 10 and I was looking for some comedy and clearly I did not get that. I eould rate it 0 stars if I could!

    40 out of 50 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 5, 2012

    Dumb Blonde

    The dumb blonde jokes were hilarious, but some were confusing. Overall i give it three stars because it was funny i just didnt drop dead love it.

    38 out of 73 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 1, 2012

    ?

    Best? On what humorless planet??

    35 out of 46 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 19, 2012

    Jokes

    Not so funny

    32 out of 48 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 12, 2013

    Its OK

    Some jokes were funny but a lot were just stupid. The blonde jokes were really funny! All you blondes shouldn't get so stressed out about the blonde jokes. If you agree hit like!

    29 out of 46 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 4, 2013

    Yo mama joke

    Yo mama is so hairy when she gave birth to you you got rug burns!

    26 out of 44 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 30, 2013

    lame

    STOP THE BLONDE JOKES THEY ARE VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY HURTFUL PLEASE LISTEN TO ME I BEG OF YOU STOP THE BLONDE JOKES NOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!

    25 out of 44 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 12, 2013

    Hsnsh

    WOULD YOU STOP THE ANNOYING COMPLAINTS??????!!!!! Everyone says "Oh, I wish I could give this 0 stars...." WELL THEN DON'T RATE IT! By not rating it, you are giving it 0 stars!! But, PLEASE stop the annoying, childish bickering! Yes, they are bad jokes, but STOP WITH THE POINTLESS REVIEWS!!

    24 out of 40 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 23, 2013

    Offensive

    Im a blond and i bet im smarter than this auther! Whats he talking about blonds beibg dumb!

    22 out of 41 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 13, 2012

    LOL

    Flipping cynics! Funny stuff, not nasty, and Free!!!

    22 out of 36 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 5, 2013

    Y

    Yo mamma's so stupid, she locked herself in a grocery store and starved!

    (If you liked the joke, please hit yes)

    18 out of 26 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 12, 2013

    Anonymous

    Boring book...
    This is what a good "Yo Mama" joke is:
    Yo mama is so ugly that nobody is around when she leaves the house.
    If you like this joke, please respond by saying "yes". (don't say it, press the button that says "yes".).

    17 out of 66 people found this review helpful.

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