50 SHADES OF GREY HAIR – 129 Signs You’ve DYED and Gone To Hell!

50 SHADES OF GREY HAIR – 129 Signs You’ve DYED and Gone To Hell!

by David Samson
     
 
Let's celebrate the memory losses, the menus with microscopic lettering, the herniated discs, the hair transplants, the receding gums, the racks stacked with "Easy Fitting" jeans – on second thought, let's NOT!

Did you believe moisturizers and massages and meditation classes were going to save you? Forget about it! (as they say down at the Alzheimer's

Overview

Let's celebrate the memory losses, the menus with microscopic lettering, the herniated discs, the hair transplants, the receding gums, the racks stacked with "Easy Fitting" jeans – on second thought, let's NOT!

Did you believe moisturizers and massages and meditation classes were going to save you? Forget about it! (as they say down at the Alzheimer's clinic).

Every little pain, every little twitch, every little word you can't see without reading glasses is a BIG SIGN of things to come. But the good news is – there is no good news! You old fart, you are SO gullible!

Therefore (if your tear ducts are still functioning) get this volume and simply weep – with laughter, that is. Since laughter is the best medicine for combating the effects of getting older – next to Botox, of course!

That’s right. This is the book that puts the FUN back in funeral!

Product Details

ISBN-13:
2940148694168
Publisher:
The Funny Guy Company
Publication date:
08/05/2013
Series:
FunnyEBooks.com , #38
Sold by:
Barnes & Noble
Format:
NOOK Book
File size:
5 MB

Meet the Author

DAVID SAMSON is FUNNYGUY.COM and founder of FUNNYEBOOKS.COM. The author of 47 books, he’s a professional speaker, media personality and advertising creative executive. Random House, Simon & Schuster, St. Martin’s Press, Penguin and other major houses have published his works.

His titles span humor, self-help and celebrity autobiographies. They’ve been seen on David Letterman, The Today Show, Rosie ‘O’ Donnell, Regis and Kathy Lee, The Fox News Network, Entertainment Tonight, Comedy Central, Politically Incorrect, Comedy Central, Geraldo Rivera, Donahue, Larry King, and have been published in England, France, Germany, China, Brazil, etc.

In addition, his books have been featured or he’s been interviewed in People, Cosmopolitan, The New York Daily News, The Chicago Tribune, The Christian Science Monitor, Los Angeles Magazine, American Airlines Magazine, USA Today, The Philadelphia Metro, and The New York Times. He’s also been a frequent guest on many radio shows including top ten markets of ABC, CBS, FOX, Clear Channel, Westwood One, Radio America, and Pacifica Broadcasting.

David has been a creative force at powerhouse agencies such as Saatchi & Saatchi and McCann-Erikson. He was involved with the “Where’s The Beef” campaign for Wendy’s and has created advertising for Toyota, Hilton Hotels, Bausch & Lomb, Diet Coke, Continental Airlines, Master Card, Sharp Electronics, Lifesavers, Century 21 Real Estate, Milton-Bradley, Yoplait Yogurt, The Los Angeles Times, Heineken, Timberland Boots, Mennen, Howard Johnson’s, National Car Rental, Almond Joy, Fancy Feast, Days Inn, Cheerios, Crayola, Lockheed, to name a few.

Now the President of AdVille.com in Los Angeles, he develops websites and marketing strategies in partnership with select companies.

He believes the best years of his life are still BEHIND him!

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