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Now in paperback comes Billy Crystal's heartfelt and hilarious "New York Times" bestseller: a moving memoir of his youth and the precious days shared by an adoring father and a devoted son.

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This bittersweet story about growing up on Long Island was first a Tony-winning, one-man Broadway play and then a bestselling memoir. In 700 Sundays, famed comedian and comic actor Billy Crystal writes about a family so unusual and idiosyncratic that readers will recognize them as their own.
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Reading the book version of comedian Crystal's Broadway solo show can be initially off-putting. The jokes he uses to warm up his audience (on why Jews eat Chinese food on Sunday nights, his complaints about his circumcision, the nasal pronunciation of Jewish names, etc.) are distinctly unfunny on the page. But once Crystal is finished with shtick and on to the story of his marvelous Long Island family, readers will be glad they can savor it at their own pace. There's the story of Crystal's uncle Milt Gabler, who started the Commodore music label and recorded Billie Holiday singing "Strange Fruit" when no one else would. Then there's the Sunday afternoon when Holiday takes young Crystal to see his first movie at what later became the Fillmore East. There's even Louis Armstrong at the Crystal family seder, with Crystal's grandma telling the gravelly-voiced singer, "Louis, have you tried just coughing it up?" At the heart of these tales is Crystal's father, the man who bought his little boy a tape recorder when he announced he wanted to be a comedian and didn't scold when he recycled off-color borscht belt routines for family gatherings. Crystal's dad worked two jobs and died young, so they had maybe 700 Sundays together-but how dear they were. Photos. Agent, Jennifer Joel. (Oct. 31) Copyright 2005 Reed Business Information.
Library Journal
For all those who missed Crystal's highly celebrated Broadway show. Copyright 2005 Reed Business Information.
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  • ISBN-13: 9780446698511
  • Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
  • Publication date: 10/24/2006
  • Edition description: Reprint
  • Pages: 192
  • Sales rank: 109,166
  • Product dimensions: 5.25 (w) x 8.00 (h) x 0.50 (d)

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700 Sundays


By Billy Crystal

Warner Books

Copyright © 2005 Billy Crystal
All right reserved.

ISBN: 0-446-57867-3


Chapter One

We got a new car!

I was the most excited kid in the world because we finally got a new car, and I didn't even know what make it was. All my father said on the phone was, "I just bought a new car, and it's a surprise, so, everybody be out in front of the house because I'm going to pull up exactly at noon." So right before noon, we stood in the driveway, my brothers, my mom and I, trying to guess what Dad bought.

"Maybe it's the Ford Fairlane," Joel, who was fifteen, wondered.

"No, I bet it's the Bonneville," Rip, eleven, said with authority.

"He mentioned something about the Chrysler Imperial," said Mom.

I interrupted, which I always did because I was the youngest and the shortest, which made me the loudest. I was also nine. "Wait, he said it was a surprise! What if he got," as I looked up to the sky with hope, " a Cadillac?" (I swear I could hear angels singing.)

We were silent for a brief moment, all of us considering that heavenly possibility, when we heard Pop's honk, and there he was waving, as he pulled up in our brand-new, right-out-of-the-showroom, 1957 ... gray-on-gray Plymouth Belvedere.

What the hell was he thinking? Of all the cool cars out there, he picks this one? A Plymouth? And gray? Gray isn't even its own color, it's a combination of black and white. And two tones of it?

This was not the car of my dreams, but at least it was a new car with big fins, red leather interior and push-button transmission. The Plymouth replaced the only car I ever knew in my life and I was glad to see this car go. It was an embarrassing-to-drive- around-Long-Beach-in big, black, boxy, 1948 Chevrolet. This was an ugly automobile. It had a sun visor over the front windshield, so it looked like the car was wearing a fedora. Sometimes it looked like the car was an old-time film noir detective sitting in front of our house. It wasn't a family car. This was a getaway car. They killed Sonny on the Causeway in this car. Why on earth would he keep this car for nine years?

Two reasons. One, we couldn't afford anything else; and two, my father loved this car. He took perfect care of this car. He even named the car. He named the car "Nellie." Men always name their cars after women, and talk about them like they are women. It's always, "She's a beauty, isn't she?" It's never, "Isn't Ira a great-looking car?" Boats are almost always named after wives, daughters, or girlfriends. I have never seen the SS Larry. Even the man who dropped the bomb on Hiroshima named the plane after his mother, Enola Gay:

"Hi Mom, I just dropped the A-bomb on Japan and killed eighty thousand people, and I named the plane after you!"

"Oh son, thank you, I can't wait to call Ida, she's always bragging about her Sidney."

And men talk to their cars, just like they're women-"Come on girl, turn over baby, turn over." Men treat their cars like women: put a lot of miles on them, and eventually they trade them in for newer models.

Toward the end of Nellie's life with us, she suffered from post-ignition syndrome or PIS, as Emily Dickinson called it. That meant you would turn off the ignition, and poor Nellie would sputter and spew for a few minutes afterward. It sounded like Nellie was an old woman getting in the last words in an argument:

"No, it's you. It's you. Not me. It's you. It's you. It's you. Not me. It's you. Not me. Not me. It's you. It's you. Not me. It's you. It's you. It's you. Not me. It's you. Not me. Not me. It's you. Not me. Not me. Fuck you!"

So finally we have the new car, with its intoxicating "new car smell," which smells exactly like ... a new car. We took it out for a ride to celebrate at our favorite Chinese restaurant in Long Beach- because it was the only Chinese restaurant in Long Beach-a place on Park Avenue that we loved, a place called Wing Loo.

We were sitting in the front booth, the picture window behind us, and my dad was in a giddy mood. He had a couple of vodka gimlets, which is vodka, with just a splash of gimlet in it. And every time Mr. Loo would go by, Dad would giggle and say, "What's new, Loo?" And the gray-on-gray Plymouth Belvedere was outside, gleaming under the streetlight, as best a gray-on-gray Plymouth Belvedere can. We were having the time of our lives. In other words, a perfect time for something to go wrong.

Big John Ormento was one of the local Mafiosos in Long Beach. There were a number of reputed gangsters living there. In fact in the book of The Godfather, Vito Corleone and family lived in Long Beach. Big John was scary, our Luca Brasi. While we were eating our egg rolls, and drinking our drinks with the little umbrellas in them, we had no idea that Big John Ormento was drunk driving his new car, a 1957, anti-Semitic Lincoln Continental. And he came roaring up Park Avenue, swerved and slammed into the back of the Belvedere, which then slammed into the back of the car in front of it, reducing our new car to a 1957 gray-on-gray Plymouth Belv! The crash was tremendous. We turned around so fast lo mein flew out of our mouths hitting and sticking to the window.

Big John staggered out of his car, surveyed the damage, shook his head a few times and started to laugh.

"Oh my God, it's Big John," Mom gasped. "I'm going out there," said Dad as he started to push his way out of the black leather booth.

"Don't, Jack, what if he has a gun?" Dad ordered another gimlet.

Ormento ran to his car and took off. Ten minutes later, Officer Miller was questioning my father. "Did you see who did this, Mr. Crystal?"

Dad never hesitated. "No, we heard the crash, and by the time we got out here, they were gone." Mom looked at Dad, confused a bit, but knowing he probably did the right thing. Joel and Rip and I were dying to tell, but "dying" being the operative word here, we said nothing.

"Some people," the cop muttered. "Must have been some kid going too fast."

"Yeah," said Pop. "These kids today ..."

It was a Sunday night, and Dad's service station, "Stan's," was closing early. Stan told Dad he didn't have any room for the car in the shop, but he would tow it to our house and pick it up in the morning.

The twisted piece of metal sat in front of our house, at 549 East Park in Long Beach, Long Island. A sleepy beach town of approximately ten thousand people, which nodded off in the winter and woke up in July to three times as many enjoying a beautiful summer at the sea, Long Beach was surrounded by water. The bay (Reynold's Channel) on one side of town, with its beautiful wetlands; and the Atlantic Ocean on the other, its thunderous waves hitting the shore of beautiful white sand beaches. The boardwalk stretched the length of the town and featured some amusement park rides. There were games of chance, and a batting cage, a soft ice cream shop, a knish place (Izzy's) and a large municipal swimming pool. Modest homes, and the occasional thirties mansion, dotted the tree-lined streets. A few hotels near the boardwalk were once filled with people, making Long Beach at one time a sort of Atlantic City without the saltwater taffy and the diving horse. The abandoned submarine watch tower, left standing since World War II, was the place to take your girl for a kiss, or smoke a cigarette for the first time. At one time there was horseback riding on the beach, and supposedly George M. Cohan wrote "Only 45 Minutes from Broadway" about Long Beach.

It was known as America's healthiest city, which is why my sickly grandparents moved there from the Bronx and bought homes for my Uncle Danny and us, in 1951. It was a wonderful place to live. However, at nine o'clock that Monday morning, Long Beach didn't feel like the safest place to be.

Stunned, the five of us sat in the living room bemoaning the loss of the Belvedere. The doorbell rang and I got it. I always got the door because I thought someday somebody's going to be there who would take me to Hollywood.

When I opened the door, there was an overcoat, a neck and an eyebrow. Big John Ormento was in the doorway. He looked down at me, which wasn't difficult. I was surprised to see his face. Usually gangsters like this are on television, sitting in silhouette confessing to their gruesome crimes, their voices electronically altered, sounding like Darth Vader on Quaaludes. Big John's voice was deep-it actually seemed to echo-and he had an accent as thick as his police file.

"Can I see your father, please?" My heart was beating so loud, I thought he could hear it. My throat was dry, making it a full octave higher than it already was.

"I will go and see if there is one here." And I ran into the living room, faster than a hyperactive midget wrestler.

"Dad, Big John Ormento's here. Big John Ormento's outside. He's going to kill us. He's going to kill all of us! We're doomed!"

"Billy, calm down. Calm down. He's not here to hurt us. He probably just wants to talk to me. Let him in."

"Me? I'm nine! I've got everything to live for!" (I became a better actor later.) "Please." "Let him in."

I went back to the door to get Big John; he seemed even bigger, his head was so large it caused a total eclipse of the sun.

"Come on in." He followed me into the living room. He stood there, looking menacing, and uncomfortable. He stared at my dad, took off his hat, and then he spoke.

"Hey, how fast do think your car was going when it backed into my car?"

We all froze. Big John broke out in a Pavarotti kind of laugh. "I'm just kidding. How you doing? I'm John Ormento. Nice to meet you, Mr. Crystal, Mrs. Crystal, you boys here. Listen. I'm very sorry for what happened to your car last night. Very sorry. It was my fault, it was an accident, believe me, it was an accident. If it wasn't an accident, this would be a condolence call.

"I talked to my 'friends' and they told me you didn't tell the cops nothing. So I want to make it up to yous."

"Okay, Mr. Ormento. I have my insurance card. We'll just put it through the insurance company."

Big John interrupted Dad with an impatient laugh, the same way he probably interrupted somebody who wasn't beating up a guy properly. "No, no, no, no. We're not going to do something stupid like put it through the insurance company, no. Cuz let's face it, we are the insurance company!

"I want to do something special for yous." Dad looked confused. "What do you mean 'special'?"

"I asked around about you, Mr. Crystal. People like you. They respect what you do, and they like your wife and your boys here. Don't you think you should be driving around in a car that more befits a man of your altitude?"

We all looked confused. "What are you trying to say, Mr. Ormento?" "What I'm trying to say is this, Mr. Crystal. I want to buy you a new car, any car you want, the car of your choice."

Things were looking up! Any car we want? The car of our choice? Oh baby, I was overjoyed! All those great cars were now rolling around my brain, like a slot machine: the Impala, the Bel Air, the Thunderbird, the Corvette! Oh, a Corvette! Think with me, Pop, think with me, Corvette, Corvette, Corvette, I said to myself over and over, trying to send my message telepathically.

"Let's just get this car fixed," Dad said. Shit! I said to myself.

Big John looked angry, and as he stepped forward, he got bigger.

"Let me ask you something, Mr. K ..." I wanted to correct him, but I have this thing about dying. "You are refusing my offer? Huh? That upsets me. You know, that really upsets me, and it confuses me. Why would you not want me to buy you a new car?"

Dad stood tall and simply said, "Because, Mr. Ormento, I bought this one."

There was silence as they stared at each other. It got tense. Big John's shark eyes trying to intimidate, as they lasered into Dad's eyes, trying to push him to reconsider, and probably thinking, How can I get this guy's whole body into a can of tuna. Dad, only five foot nine and 160 pounds, just stared back at Big John, unafraid.

I looked at my mother. She looked at my father, and she smiled a smile of pride that I've never, ever forgotten. She took one step over next to him, put her arm around Pop, and together the two of them smiled at Big John Ormento. Those were my parents.

Two weeks later, the car came back. Well, Big John knew a lot about bodywork because the car looked great, and after we opened the trunk to make sure there were no bodies in it, we took it out for a ride. And everything was great until Dad tried to make a right turn. Almost impossible. The car barely reacted to Dad's turning of the steering wheel. It moaned and groaned; so did Dad. The car just couldn't make right turns very well. They couldn't fix that. You actually had to make three left turns in order to make one right turn. But it didn't matter; we had our new car.

They put me up front, in the middle, with my brothers in the back. I sat up front because I was the one who didn't need legroom; and I still don't. I always sat in between my mom and my dad because my mom never drove the car when Dad was around ... never. Dad was very much a man of the times. He was the hunter, gatherer, driver ... er ... But when we were sitting like this, she would always take her left arm and put it behind my head and let it rest lightly on the right shoulder of the man that she loved so much. And I would sit in the middle, and I would look at him, my first hero, as he drove that car, his left arm outside the window getting that little yarmulke tan around his elbow, and smoking his cigarette-because they told us in the fifties, "Cigarettes taste good and are so good for you." And he looked like he was driving a Rolls-Royce or a Bentley, never for once thinking he was driving a gray-on-gray Plymouth Belvedere that couldn't make right turns. That was my dad.

He worked so hard for us all the time. He held down two jobs, including weekend nights. The only day we really had alone with him was Sunday. Sunday was our day for my two brothers and I to put on a show and make them laugh. Sunday was our day to go up on the boardwalk in Long Beach and play Skeeball or Fascination, go to the batting cage, play baseball, go bowling, or to the movies, even a Broadway show. Sunday night was our night to go out to eat together. We'd always go out for Italian food, or Chinese food, because on Sunday nights, Jews are not allowed to eat their own food. That's in the Talmud. "On the seventh day, God rested and then went to Twin Dragons for dinner, because He loved the ribs." If you go to any Italian restaurant on a Sunday, there are only Jewish families. If you go to a Chinese restaurant, there are only Jewish families. Have you ever seen a Chinese family at a deli on a Sunday having a big plate of pickled herring, and chopped liver? It doesn't happen.

And Dad would come in like three, four o'clock on a Sunday morning after working all weekend. Just as the sun came up, I would tiptoe over to their bedroom, which was right next to my room in the back, and I would quietly open the door just a little, and there they would be, Mom and Dad, lying there, looking so quiet, and so peaceful together. And I would sit in the doorway waiting for him to wake up, just to see what we were going to do together that day. I just couldn't wait for Sundays. I couldn't wait for Sundays. He died suddenly when I was fifteen. I once calculated that I had roughly 700 Sundays. That's it. 700 Sundays. Not alot of time for a kid to have with his dad.

(Continues...)



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  • Posted October 4, 2013

    A funny and heartwarming story

    This book brought tears to my eyes over and over- from laughing out loud to feeling that deep empathy for someone that has lost a loved one. This was such a moving set of stories about family, friends, and life events, and I learned so many things about a person I have grown up enjoying as an actor and comedian.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 24, 2013

    My favorite book

    Loved it it made me laugh and cry great book for a billy crystal fan

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 27, 2011

    wonderful

    Billy Crystal's heartwarming story of his family relationships was a joy to read. It was refreshing to see how great all his family loved and supported one another. His book was a good lesson in going for your life's ambitions. He was funny, serious, emotional about his stories and it was a pleasure to read!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 20, 2010

    Delightful and heartwarming

    This was a heartwarming read. There will be moments you will laugh out loud and others that will make you cry. I enjoyed this book immensely and immediately bought copies for my friends. Touching!

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 5, 2014

    Wish it had been longer.

    Funny, touching, loving family stories. It's no wonder that Billy Crystal became a comic. With a family like his how could he have become anything else? Loved it! Wish it had been longer. Only bad thing I can say is - Nook version pictures are too small, with no way to enlarge them.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 19, 2013

    Easy and delightful read

    I felt like Billy Crystal was sitting across from me telling the story over coffee and a butter roll. Funny and heartwarming book.

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  • Posted March 23, 2009

    Billy Crystal Does It

    700 Sundays is well written history of one of America's best comics. The story grabs you from the beginning and keeps your interest throughout the whole book. 700 Sundays is a touching, humorous ride for any Yankee fan. A very good, quick read.

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  • Posted February 23, 2009

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    It is wonderful

    I loved this book. I am a big fan of Billy Crystal in general but this book is amazing. My father is Jewish so it was enlightening to get Billy Crystal's perspective on his own family life and history. I definitely recommend this book to anyone. It is a good read and easy and just a joy.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 19, 2009

    I Also Recommend:

    Billy Crystal Will Touch Your Heart

    This book was great...both extremely poignant and humorous at the same time. Anyone who grew up in the '50s and '60s will reminisce with Billy back to the simpler life then and will feel his laughter and tears as he recounts his ups and downs before he became famous. Anyone who has lost a parent at a young age will especially feel the "otherness" that engulfs him after the death of his dad. He has a warm writing style that draws you into the cast of characters that make up his family, and his detailed anecdotes of high school, the Yankees, the '60s music and his family's connection to the NY jazz scene give the ultimate nostalgia trip. It's a quick read and you won't want to put it down!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 15, 2009

    Crystal at his best

    One of the best reads I have had in a long time. Funn to the point of crying and sad to the point. Crystal can make you laugh on one page and cry on the next. MUST READ.

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  • Posted December 28, 2008

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    Laff Out Loud!

    A charming & poignant family story by love-able Billy. You'll laff; you'll cry.<BR/><BR/>I loved it.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 20, 2014

    700 club map

    1: map. 2: rules. 3: bios. 4: daily reading goal. 5: daily intelligence goal. 6: daily excersize goal. 7: daily writing goal. 8: daily community goal. 9: daily riddle.10: daily outdoor goal. 11: daily food goal. 12: daily science goal. 13: bad-habbit/addicton breaking ideas. 14: guilt space, example: i pick my nose and eat it. Post anything that you do that you know you shouldnt do or that you want to get off your mind (the example was JUST an exammple.) 15: set your own goal! 16: yearly goal. 17: chatroom. 18: the monthly goal. 19: dialy videogame goal (optoinal). 20: daily tv goal (optoinal).

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 15, 2014

    This story was funny and sad at the same time. I could relate to

    This story was funny and sad at the same time. I could relate to how Billy Crystal felt with the passing of his dad and mother.
    It was as if I was right there with him as he was telling the story... and his funny relatives, I laughed my head off.
    I loved everything about this book. Of course I had to watch it on TV, over and over. I have an appreciation for this wonderful man t
    hat I did not have before, even though he has always been one of my favorite comedians and actor.
    Everyone should get this and read it. If I could give it more than five stars, I would.  Jeannie Walker (Award-Winning Author)

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 3, 2013

    You shoukd know!

    Youve seen the other adds for the horse rp at ranch!!!!! This is exactly what happens every time. Somebody opens a ranch and then the next day there are three more!!!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 9, 2013

    MINECRAFT!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Posted December 4, 2008

    A touching story by Billy Crystal

    I love this book because it shows how important people are in our success just what Billy wrote in this book. This is also serve as a memoir to his late father, Jack Crystal.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 28, 2008

    Very disappointing

    This book is poorly written and honesly very boring. Seems very shallow...large print to try to fill a larger number of pages than there really is. I rarely quit reading a book, and I quit reading this one. Very disappointing. Not recommended, unfortunately.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 8, 2008

    Amazing !

    This book is one of the most amazing,funniest and delightful books i've ever read. You can never put it down. It makes you laugh and sometimes its sad- But that just explains how life can be ...One word this book is AMAZING. And I HIGHLY reccommend it ! You MUST read it .

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 13, 2008

    Eddie

    Outstanding. Busted my gut laughing through out the book. Great read.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 31, 2006

    BRILLIANT, ABSOLUTLY BRILLIANT

    One of the best thing i have come across in a long time. Billy is an absolute genius. he tells the story of his family and makes it seem like their your own. two thumbs up, a million gold stars. j.b

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