75 Best Minecraft Jokes

75 Best Minecraft Jokes

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by Jared Smith
     
 

Minecraft jokes, puns and funny stuff. This collection of terribly punny jokes covers your favorite subject - Minecraft!

Zing your friends with the zaniest Minecraft jokes on the block! Amuse or annoy everyone in your family!  See more details below

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Minecraft jokes, puns and funny stuff. This collection of terribly punny jokes covers your favorite subject - Minecraft!

Zing your friends with the zaniest Minecraft jokes on the block! Amuse or annoy everyone in your family!

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ISBN-13:
2940016477138
Publisher:
WackyWarfare.com
Publication date:
06/15/2013
Sold by:
Barnes & Noble
Format:
NOOK Book
Sales rank:
189,344
File size:
373 KB

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Jared Smith is a regular blockhead.

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75 Best Minecraft Jokes 3.8 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 182 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
We want minecraft PE hit yes if you agree
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
If barns and nobel keeps doing this im getting a KINDLE click yes if you agreee
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Tottaly LAME if you agree hit YES
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Who would win in a battle roblox or minecraft I would say minecraft
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
One day Herobrine looked around the end find something to eat but, their was just endstone everywhere. He ordered some of his zombie pigmen to kill themselves so he could eat their flesh. "Yum," said Herobrine as he bit into the rotting flesh. Herobrine rushed to the bathroom. A few minutes later he came out. "That stuff is bad for your bowels," he said. He sent his endermen to the overworld to get some real food. The endermen saw a sheep farm. They went inside and got all the sheep that they could find. When they came back Herobrine was pleased. He made all of the sheep into haggis and he served it at a feast. All of the hostile mobs were there. Back in the overworld all of the steves couldn't sleep because they needed wool to make beds. When Herobrine ran out of sheep, he sent his endermen to get more. The endermen went to get sheep but, the sheep were not in the same place. The steves had built a great city in a massive ravine and it was well gaurded. When Herobrine learned of this he was enraged. "Get me more food at all costs," he said. He sent a great host of zombies to attack the steves. The zombies emerged from the surrounding woods and closed in on the ravine. They were too eager to kill and many of them poured over the edge to their death amongst the rocks below. Some landed in a river at the bottom of the ravine wich swept them into a pond where they were picked off by archers as they bobbed in the water. The other zombies were rouned up by the steves and taken to the dungeon. There wasn't enough room for all of the zombies so the steves had to kill some. They had a feast with all of the rotting flesh they got from the zombies. That was a bad idea. All of the city's toilets were backed for a week. However, Herobrine was not finished yet. The next one is one Minecraft:Unabriged guide c===]::::::::::::::::::::> Ravine Tamer 24
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Just get minecraft pe.... sheeesh say yes if u agree
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Djbobhut is back. When Steve got back to the house he saw a figure with white eyes!!! "Herobrine!" Said Steve "It is me child" "?" "I am your father!!!!!" "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" Steve ran as fast as he can from Herobrine. Then out of the blue right in front of him was Herobrine. Steve went to the side of him and ran faster. Then Steve found a cave. He went in and waited for day. Not long before Herobrine found him. "Why are you following me?" "I told you before I am your father!!!!" What happens next?
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
What do you call an enderman on a diet? A Slenderman
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from steve
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I havent red dis yet but the jokes probly dont evenmake sense there ploby just dumb out load mouth trash things so im not getting this book lame because they aready messed UP with mc on the nook and it better come out and justmaybe do spuid messed up jokes i dont know they maybe do DUMB LAME jokes like this what happens when a creeper blows up answer: it has green fuse ya like dat wow b&n DO BETTER NOT LAME AND I WONT CAM DOWN INTILL U ADD MINECRAFT ON THE NOOK -BY-CREEPER5
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Haha funny a great minecraft jokes book. Me love MINECRAFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;-);-);-):-)
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
One of the best humor jokebooks i have ever read!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Vary funy
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Chapter two: Assault on Minecraftia. Last one was on Minecraft 70 top mods that your friends wish they knew about. Bathham52. One year later a comet passed the End and the Nether. And another! And another! Then so many comets formed and made a new planet. Minecraftia. The Enderdragon was in a panic. It thought if a new planet forms there might be life that one day will come to the End and deafet me! At least there is no life on the End. It thought. Then it saw something moving. They are here already the Enderdragon wailed. Suddenly thousands of those creatures appeared and started bowing. Yes cheered the Enderdragon. I will call you Endermen. Now the Enderdragon said I present you the portal to Minecraftia. Kill any animal you find. The Enderdragon knew Steve had not been born yet but did not know about Notch and the Aether. Notch presented his gift on the animals of Minecraftia. The chicken were warriors with full iron armor and a diamond sword. The pigs were fire breathing winged pigs. The wolves had claws of diamond. The mooshrooms and the cows had full diamond armor enchanted diamond swords and an End portal. The squids and sheep had the same thing but a Nether portal instead of an End one. So battles were raging all over three planets and in the remains of earth the last human survivor floated towards Minecraftia to get revenge on Notch. His name was Herobrine. And he was not alone. Bathham52. I do not know where my next story is going to be but I will probably post next one tommorow. Probably.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Btw im a big mincraft fan keep them updated goin jeb
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
((Author's note: Plese read part one at the crafting guide if not read. At the beggining of this adventure, everybody was round. Keep that in mind. Now to he story. ;D)) <p> Notch and Herobrine's pods kept going higher and higher. They looked down at their planet as it split in two and went out of orbit towards the sun. It shriveled up and turned to dust. Notch let out a tear drop as he was getting set to hyper sleep. &bull;&bull;&bull; When Notch woke up he was square. "What the heck happened to me? The pod, My brother, every thing is square!" Suddenly, Notch saw a beautiful landscaped planet. He and his brother were heading toward the planet. They landed somewhat smoothly. Notch got out to check on Herobrine. He looked fine, but was somewhat different. Notch couldn't figure it out, but during the launch, A horrible mutation heppend to Herobrine. Electrical charges scattered into him during the hyper sleep sequence. That made him appear with compleatly white eyes, make him stronger, smarter, and eviler. Herobrine woke up and went berserk. He shot fireballs from his hands, destroyed the landscape (which would later be known as The End), sent Notch to a diffrent place(later called the overworld), and welcomed the Ender Dragon into it. Notch found himself on a moutain where it was getting dark. "Better find shelter," Notch said to himself. So he dug a hidey hole into the mountain with a hole where he could fit through. Suddenly another human came up to him. "Thank goodness meone else is here," said Notch. But the "human" didnt look like one. Its eyes were out with green flesh instead of what skin should be colored. "Brains..." the creature said. This is when Notch noticed it was a zombie. The zombie headed toward Notch to eat him, but Notch fended himself with his fists. He killed the zombie an closed the hidey hole to one block. He had learned to survive against zombies, but there were more terrors much scaryer, meaner, and more powerful. <p> Thank for reading!! Next book will be at next result. Find me on minecraft. Im Bearowner20 (no lie) Plese rate and review!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
1. You can't use your tounge to touch your nose 2. You tried it 3. You can't sing let it go in frozen 5. You tried it and said "I can" 6. You get intrested 7. I forgot to put 4 8. You now look back at 4 9. You start to see if i forgot anything 10. You laugh and stop reading, pressed the 'X' because thats all
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
If u have a x-box360 send me a friend request at TINYPANDA555 All capitals No spaces Ps. I play minecraft and terraria I love terraria soooo much LOVE IT I SAY!!! LOVE IIIIIIT
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
1)why are mexicans so good at basketball? Because they run shoot steel. 2)why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice really hard. 3)john has 50 candies. He ate 45. What does he have now? Diabtes. 4) how do you stop a baby crawling in circles? By hammering the other arm to the ground. 5)what do you call a muslim man flying a plane? A pilot. 6) what is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. 7)what do you call a dog with no back legs? Dragonballs (say it slowly). 8) why did Jess quit hockey? Because soccer is more famous in Mexico. 9)why did sally fall off the swing caus she ha no arms. 10) why did the boy drop his ice cream? Cause he got hit by a truck. 11) how do you start off racist joke? By looking around if there is black guy. 12)whats green and have wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels. 13)what did a devil say to a cat? Nothing, devil dont exist. 14) whats black, small and deadly that is on a tree? A fly with a machine gun. THE END.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Acually means . . . . WHAT THE FOX SAY!!!!!!!!??? || || |||||||? ||| ||| ROCK ON YELVIS!!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
What did the creeper say when he got angry to Steve.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
where does herobrine like to dine?::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::at the herodine diner:) ( o) (o ) 2 --------
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
= You love SkythekidRS...
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Notchs and Herobrines escape from the planet of the end was complete.They looked down at it as it blew up.They were going back to the real world."Did you get the egg?"asked Herobrine."I got it right here."said Notch,lifting up the egg."Good."said Herobrine.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
AMAZING!