A Blonde Walks Into a Bar: The 4,000 Most Hilarious, Gut-Busting Jokes on Everything from Hung-over Accountants to Horny Zebras

A Blonde Walks Into a Bar: The 4,000 Most Hilarious, Gut-Busting Jokes on Everything from Hung-over Accountants to Horny Zebras

by Jonathan Swan
     
 

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DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE?
Better yet, do you want to be the person who keeps friends laughing with a new joke every day? Packed full of THOUSANDS OF JOKES on every topic from HUNG-OVER ACCOUNTANTS TO HORNY ZEBRAS, this book offers you over-the-top jokes that will have everyone laughing out loud.

What’s the difference between a bartender

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DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE?
Better yet, do you want to be the person who keeps friends laughing with a new joke every day? Packed full of THOUSANDS OF JOKES on every topic from HUNG-OVER ACCOUNTANTS TO HORNY ZEBRAS, this book offers you over-the-top jokes that will have everyone laughing out loud.

What’s the difference between a bartender and a pharmacist?
Nothing, the bartender just has a limited selection.

What do West Virginians do when their car breaks down?
Build a house next to it.

Why were the blonde’s boobs square?
Because she forgot to take the tissue out of the box.

Two former classmates meet at a reunion. The first proclaims, “I’m a garbage man.” “I’m a lawyer,” replies the second. “Honest?” asks the first.
“No, just the normal kind,” says the lawyer.

I come from a small town where the population never changes.
Each time a woman gets pregnant, a man leaves town.

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Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781569756690
Publisher:
Ulysses Press
Publication date:
07/28/2008
Pages:
496
Sales rank:
868,065
Product dimensions:
6.08(w) x 10.28(h) x 0.99(d)

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