A Chance Of A Lifetime [NOOK Book]

Overview

Some men want only sex. Some sex and romance. So it is with this tale except all is not as expected.

Someone, an average person in all respects meets a girl. Although he’s known her some time, he can’t remember now when they last had sex.

Indeed, odd as it seems, he doesn’t think they’ve ever done it unless his memory is playing tricks on him. And foolishly on a whim, he’s agreed to marry her.

She’s nice ...

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A Chance Of A Lifetime

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Overview

Some men want only sex. Some sex and romance. So it is with this tale except all is not as expected.

Someone, an average person in all respects meets a girl. Although he’s known her some time, he can’t remember now when they last had sex.

Indeed, odd as it seems, he doesn’t think they’ve ever done it unless his memory is playing tricks on him. And foolishly on a whim, he’s agreed to marry her.

She’s nice enough really. She flirts outrageously with him but they don’t end up in bed. Now, he feels that they should have. As well, somehow, he has asked her to marry him as they got on so well.

However, as the date of the wedding draws nearer, they haven’t done 'it' yet. And now he is worried. It’s like all the gothic and horror novels he’s ever read rolled into one, because he’s living it.

Is she as a long-forgotten dream he will live out? Or will she be a nightmare?

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940033131259
  • Publisher: Earnest Long
  • Publication date: 3/14/2012
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 30,889
  • File size: 87 KB

Meet the Author

Earnest Long, the author, has some experience or none of what he writes.He is past 40 but not past caring.His short stories are fiction in the best tradition of storytelling.He has extensive experience of computers professionally and has talked for thousands of hours to dozens of people interested in computers, self-help, losing weight, and keeping to health plans.As well, he has been a published author for over 15 years. He has a home computer running Office software.He volunteers at a social group for people recovering from mental health problems, teaching computer skills.His books and short stories are entertainment, and offer some practical help and amusement.He lives in London.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 19, 2012

    Weird

    Not erotic in the least. Slightly confusing and utterly boring. I would give it zero stars if that were possible.

    3 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 24, 2014

    Weird!

    I didnt like this story at all......good thing it was free!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 31, 2013

    Or to add on from last review

    Another mayne lame reason: This book could potentially not make any sense at all whatsoever because the authorbunderwet a traumatic exrience, and is metaphorically sort of speaking when talking about sex. Basically the author is telling you the sadness of breaking up yet the reason is something much more complex than how simple the author makes it. Ya.. it is a streth but still

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 21, 2013

    Utter rubbish

    This may be the most ridiculous story I have ever read. I am not sure what the author set out of do but, unless it was "write a pointless and uninteresting story," he failed miserably.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 18, 2013

    Annonymous 06/18/2013

    This book doesnt make a lot of sense

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 21, 2012

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